Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[Alixyveth]

I think I'm going to choose a different target to bombard with Elite. I shall find a noob wolf roleplay instead. The Thesaurus is easier to abuse there. Anyway, the roleplay I joined, though there are many noobs, a semi-lit roleplayer joined, and I'd feel bad. I'm too nice for my own good.

That same roleplay? 12+ pages overnight. Blah.

Be sure to use a splint in a wolf role play. ;)

And don't forget the retractable claws! :P

Edit; and don't forget that your wolf can take down a full grown buck! :p

[wickedwolfgirl]

I think I'm going to choose a different target to bombard with Elite. I shall find a noob wolf roleplay instead. The Thesaurus is easier to abuse there. Anyway, the roleplay I joined, though there are many noobs, a semi-lit roleplayer joined, and I'd feel bad. I'm too nice for my own good.

That same roleplay? 12+ pages overnight. Blah.

Be sure to use a splint in a wolf role play.

And don't forget the retractable claws!

And tree climbing ability. And being able to read. And talk to different animals that are in no way related to being a canine. And having a super suish appearance. And randomly making things happen, then stopping them in two seconds. And randomly declaring love all over the place. This shall be quite fun...

[Alixyveth]

I think I'm going to choose a different target to bombard with Elite. I shall find a noob wolf roleplay instead. The Thesaurus is easier to abuse there. Anyway, the roleplay I joined, though there are many noobs, a semi-lit roleplayer joined, and I'd feel bad. I'm too nice for my own good.

That same roleplay? 12+ pages overnight. Blah.

Be sure to use a splint in a wolf role play.

And don't forget the retractable claws!

And tree climbing ability. And being able to read. And talk to different animals that are in no way related to being a canine. And having a super suish appearance. And randomly making things happen, then stopping them in two seconds. And randomly declaring love all over the place. This shall be quite fun...

And... don't forget the abuse of the English language. No spell check or proper grammar allowed. /endspam

Rant; I can't bring myself to go to a noob role play and join one. >_>

[pancreas]

I cannot keep to my character's personalities, even if I try. *Flails* :I

Exhibit 1:
In the stray cat RP I'm in, I have a cat called Foxglove. She was supposed to be an evil little flirt that used others and then killed them. Guess what? Now she loves a male cat, would do anything for him, FOUGHT ANOTHER CAT FOR HIM and then ran away and got hit by a car because she was so upset. She survived.

Exhibit 2:
In the same RP, I have another cat called Robin. Who was supposed to be shy, reserved and not care about anyone but himself. Haha, what is he doing now? He is going around with two other cats, almost cried when one of them fell off something and is totally happy-go-lucky. -.-'

Exhibit 3:
In the same RP, I have a new character called Fleck. Who is supposed to be stupid. And... I think he's cleverer than Robin and Foxglove. He's just confusing and has weird mood-swings.

:'D Aren't I good? *Dies*

And if anyone from said RP see's this, don't worry, it's only my fault. ;D

[wickedwolfgirl]

And... don't forget the abuse of the English language. No spell check or proper grammar allowed. /endspam

Rant; I can't bring myself to go to a noob role play and join one. >_>

Ah, but I am doing what some brilliant person referred to as Thesaurus rape. I am abusing it in a very different way than most.

EDIT PEEVE: Illogical descriptions or histories for a roleplay.

I was looking around for a roleplay to actually do, looked at this one, and was sad. It is a castaway roleplay, and they characters are (or should be) in huts.

She painted it gray with black skulls. Inside the one room place you will find her rust red bed comforter,and her cherry bedside table. On the bedside table is her iPod dock and iPod. On the other wall is her cherry dresser with her clothes. Then there is her cherry vanity table with her flat iron and makeup. At the foot of her bed there is a football and soccer ball. Lastly her black Epiphone Les Paul electric guitar. Because she plays a lot,she has to have her hut father away from everyone else.

For one thing, that is awfully nice furniture to have on a desert island. The other? There is no electricity on a desert island. At all. Unless someone saves a generator and gas. And they wouldn't waste said gas on iPods, flat irons and guitars.

[average]

I cannot keep to my character's personalities, even if I try. *Flails* :I

Exhibit 1:
In the stray cat RP I'm in, I have a cat called Foxglove. She was supposed to be an evil little flirt that used others and then killed them. Guess what? Now she loves a male cat, would do anything for him, FOUGHT ANOTHER CAT FOR HIM and then ran away and got hit by a car because she was so upset. She survived.

Exhibit 2:
In the same RP, I have another cat called Robin. Who was supposed to be shy, reserved and not care about anyone but himself. Haha, what is he doing now? He is going around with two other cats, almost cried when one of them fell off something and is totally happy-go-lucky. -.-'

Exhibit 3:
In the same RP, I have a new character called Fleck. Who is supposed to be stupid. And... I think he's cleverer that Robin and Foxglove. He's just confusing and has weird mood-swings.

:'D Aren't I good? *Dies*

And if anyone from said RP see's this, don't worry, it's only my fault. ;D

This. It always happens to me! My characters always end up being almost the exact opposite
of the personality that I originally wrote. >w<

[pancreas]

This. It always happens to me! My characters always end up being almost the exact opposite of the personality that I originally wrote. >w<

Oh my gosh, it makes me so annoyed. And nervous that I'll get like, stabbed by the RP owner. :I So not fun.

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I cannot keep to my character's personalities, even if I try. *Flails* :I

Exhibit 1:
In the stray cat RP I'm in, I have a cat called Foxglove. She was supposed to be an evil little flirt that used others and then killed them. Guess what? Now she loves a male cat, would do anything for him, FOUGHT ANOTHER CAT FOR HIM and then ran away and got hit by a car because she was so upset. She survived.

Exhibit 2:
In the same RP, I have another cat called Robin. Who was supposed to be shy, reserved and not care about anyone but himself. Haha, what is he doing now? He is going around with two other cats, almost cried when one of them fell off something and is totally happy-go-lucky. -.-'

Exhibit 3:
In the same RP, I have a new character called Fleck. Who is supposed to be stupid. And... I think he's cleverer than Robin and Foxglove. He's just confusing and has weird mood-swings.

:'D Aren't I good? *Dies*

And if anyone from said RP see's this, don't worry, it's only my fault. ;D

ID I'm only in one active RP right now, and my char is supposed to care little about others excepting random, small rounds of generosity, prefers to be alone, is a little harsh and not easily ticked off. I just had her defending someone else's character furiously against an enemy when she barely even had to be involved. Fail.

[average]

This. It always happens to me! My characters always end up being almost the exact opposite of the personality that I originally wrote. >w<

Oh my gosh, it makes me so annoyed. And nervous that I'll get like, stabbed by the RP owner. :I So not fun.

Yeah, and I'm just like, "Please don't notice please please.
-Scuttles to change form- e_____________o"

[pancreas]

Yeah, and I'm just like, "Please don't notice please please.
-Scuttles to change form- e_____________o"

I just hope that the RP owner never thinks to go back and check. :'D I can never be bothered to actually go and change it, in case I decide to change it again. Dx I may as well just put "Has every single personality possible." But then I'd be afraid of getting mauled for that as well. >.>