Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Crookedleaf]

Granted, but you can only use them at night

I wish I could draw

[jinxiee]

Granted!! But you will be the only one in the world who can draw-

I wish I was a boy-

[Guest]

granted, but no one knows youre a boy.

i wish i had like 18 gallons of vanilla milk right now

[jinxiee]

GRanted!! Yet, you are allergic

I wish my bird would love me

[FinnieWasHere]

Granted, but they won't go out with you anymore.

I wish school never existed lol

[whitetiger500]

Granted but no one was smart, phones don't exist and you are always bored

[whitetiger500]

I wish I could go to Australia

[yusakuna]

you'll be able to go to australia for free of charge, but you will never be able to come back to your home country

i wish people would stop sleeping on monsta x

[skorch]

granted, but they'll have to play dramarama at maximum volume to wake them up

i wish i had a pet dragon (that won't burn everything to a crisp)

[SolsticeTheBanana]

Granted, but the tea always makes itself freezing cold when it’s cold out and boiling hot when it’s hot out.

I wish for world peace