Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[wickedwolfgirl]

Something 'funny' I just read in a RP I am in...

"Wher`s my foal," asked *****. But at that moment the foal came bounding up to her, and jumped into her arms.

Why don't my baby horses jump into my outstretched arms? Especially when I'm in a barn and they're not even in the same general area? There is no other explanation: It's magic. But seriously... How untrue to life.
Actually, it's accurate for foals who are naughty and standing next to you that want to play with/hurt you, not in a paddock far away from the barn. I would scold a horse for jumping on me... After getting back from the hospital.

Is it sad that it took me a few minutes to realize it was a human talking about her foal, and not a mare? O_O

I am also sad because I need to remind people about my Potter Roleplay and think of a way to un-dead-end myself from everyone. A slight time skippy may be in order...

[blackoutTaxonomist]

Is it sad that it took me a few minutes to realize it was a human talking about her foal, and not a mare? O_O

Ha, I didn't think about that. If I hadn't known the character's name, it would have been easy to assume she meant the foal's mother. I would probably lose it if someone called a horse's forelegs 'arms'.

[MOds deleteplz]

Writers block, I cant get over it either >.<
I can write a story fine becaus ei am just when its coming to the RPs on this and other sites I am stuck >.<

[thekraken]

Hahahaha! I'm on a roleplay with someone off site and they're trying to get ny character to fall for theirs. Keep in mind that my character cannot see due to the bleeding in her eyes (which she keeps bandaged.) This was part of her post;
'He smiled his gorgeous grin that would make most girls faint'.
No.
It doesn't even impress my character anyways, she can't bloody see it!

[MOds deleteplz]

Hahahaha! I'm on a rolaplay with someone off site and they're trying to get ny chcaracter ti fall for theirs. Keep in mind my character cannot see due to the bleeding in her eyes (which she keeps bandaged) This was part of her post;
'He smiled his gorgeous grin that would make most girls faint'.
No.
It doesn't even impress my character anyways, she can't bloody see it!

{off topic}
Ms. Acidd made a new word! Rolaplay
Definition- Messed up version of Roleplay Copyright to Ms. Acidd
Sorry had to do it XD
Comedy not the best today XD
{/off topic}
I am unable to form comic relief in RPs anymore whyyyyyyy *Holds head*

[thekraken]

Hahahaha! I'm on a rolaplay with someone off site and they're trying to get ny chcaracter ti fall for theirs. Keep in mind my character cannot see due to the bleeding in her eyes (which she keeps bandaged) This was part of her post;
'He smiled his gorgeous grin that would make most girls faint'.
No.
It doesn't even impress my character anyways, she can't bloody see it!

{off topic}
Ms. Acidd made a new word! Rolaplay
Definition- Messed up version of Roleplay Copyright to Ms. Acidd
Sorry had to do it XD
Comedy not the best today XD
{/off topic}
I am unable to form comic relief in RPs anymore whyyyyyyy *Holds head*

Yes Temp, thankyou very much for pointing out my typo xD I am now going to fix that >_>
And I feel ya' bro, I got the same problem with both this one and writers blockxD

[blackoutTaxonomist]

Sorry, but this is just too much like everyone here (myself included) to not post here to share: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2 ... thing.html

We can all relate, Ms. Acidd... "Oh, your face must be so attractive... Too bad you make my eyes bleed. Did I mention I'm blind? ... Are you an alien? I don't date aliens."

[thekraken]

Sorry, but this is just too much like everyone here (myself included) to not post here to share: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2 ... thing.html

We can all relate, Ms. Acidd... "Oh, your face must be so attractive... Too bad you make my eyes bleed. Did I mention I'm blind? ... Are you an alien? I don't date aliens."

Pff't, that actually made me LOl xD I totally should've made her say that>_>

[MOds deleteplz]

Hahahaha! I'm on a rolaplay with someone off site and they're trying to get ny chcaracter ti fall for theirs. Keep in mind my character cannot see due to the bleeding in her eyes (which she keeps bandaged) This was part of her post;
'He smiled his gorgeous grin that would make most girls faint'.
No.
It doesn't even impress my character anyways, she can't bloody see it!

{off topic}
Ms. Acidd made a new word! Rolaplay
Definition- Messed up version of Roleplay Copyright to Ms. Acidd
Sorry had to do it XD
Comedy not the best today XD
{/off topic}
I am unable to form comic relief in RPs anymore whyyyyyyy *Holds head*

Yes Temp, thankyou very much for pointing out my typo xD I am now going to fix that >_>
And I feel ya' bro, I got the same problem with both this one and writers blockxD

You are welcome XD
I dont get it though I have writers block yet i can type the first chapter about a post apocalyptic earth thats filled with zombies >.<

[Soruc]

Sorry, but this is just too much like everyone here (myself included) to not post here to share: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2 ... thing.html

We can all relate, Ms. Acidd... "Oh, your face must be so attractive... Too bad you make my eyes bleed. Did I mention I'm blind? ... Are you an alien? I don't date aliens."

Pff't, that actually made me LOl xD I totally should've made her say that>_>

Lol, say that xD.