Hello! I'm going to be doing Stormy's 100 One-Shot Challenge from this page:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=3648693
stormy, wrote:i. "i'm not a little girl!"
ii. "what even is this?"
iii. "can you please tell me what's going on?"
iv. "i just went for a run."
v. "i'm broken."
vi. "don't. do. stupid."
vii. "she just stares at everybody."
viii. "oops."
ix. "i'm a...taco."
x. "i don't regret being a cat."
xi. "doritos?"
xii. "i thought cows said moo?"
xiii. "look at all those chickens!"
xiv. "oh, i didn't...wait, what?"
xv. "i said left! left, you idiot!"
xvi. "whatever they do don't give-"
xvii. "whoops."
xviii. "where's the other poptart?"
xix. "i said okay."
xx. "this...is a mess."
xxi. "we're goin' to lincoln!"
xxii. "but for how long?"
xxiii. "wait a momento-"
xxiv. "and...he stopped answering."
xxv. "any last words?"
xxvi. "say something." "bork."
xxvii. "at least he tried."
xxviii. "and to think i might marry you."
xxix. "if you love me let me gooooo!"
xxx. "i need someone to keep me sane."
xxxi. "look at what you got into."
xxxii. "she didn't deserve it."
xxxiii. "it hurts!"
xxxiv. "don't be a baby."
xxxv. "don't let goo...you already did."
xxxvi. "sometimes i'm her friend."
xxxvii. "oh. so that was supposed to make sense."
xxxviii. "this is weird."
xxxix. "this isn't like always."
xl. "i love you."
xli. "are you kidding me?"
xlii. "pew pew pew."
xliii. "roman numeral...s."
xliv. "i thought you'd be taller."
xlv. "maybe i'll just shoot you."
xlvi. "all hail the cake!"
xlvii. "are you-"
xlviii. "whatcha think?"
xlix. "it's a fake!"
l. "real cute."
li. "i think i broke it."
lii. "what do you mean it's alive?"
liii. "it's beginning to look a lot like..."
liv. "oh there goes the bed."
lv. "rest in pieces."
lvi. "aloha mora!"
lvii. "i can't believe you can't think of anything smarter to say."
lviii. "it's still in there!"
lix. "one hundred is a lot."
lx. "hey, assbutt!"
lxi. "potatoes are great."
lxii. "spray cheese is yay cheese."
lxiii. "puhutko suomea?"
lxiv. "it's over."
lxv. "i'm batman!"
lxvi. "they've got dad."
lxvii. "okay...okay?"
lxviii. "what're you doing."
lxix. "meow is a logical answer to everything."
lxx. "sadly, we are not at hogwarts."
lxxi. "you are smack in the middle of it."
lxxii. "the poor puppy!"
lxxiii. "un, duex, quatre..."
lxxiv. "you are very...lovely."
lxxv. "blech."
lxxvi. "break her heart, i'll break your face."
lxxvii. "tacos are wonderful creations."
lxxviii. "we should drop out and run a store."
lxxix. "at least you'll get a nice tan."
lxxx. "lies! all lies."
lxxxi. "well that is no bueno."
lxxxii. "what happened to my cheesecake?"
lxxxiii. "where is he!"
lxxxiv. "y'ouch."
lxxxv. "but he will be."
lxxxvi. "a building!"
lxxxvii. "that's all i know."
lxxxviii. "you are a the-if!"
lxxxix. "yeeaaah- no."
xc. "finish it."
xci. "i don't speak...your language."
xcii. "can you not?!"
xciii. "e. e. f. f. o. c. eeffoc!"
xciv. "i have something to...tell...you..."
xcv. "other ones?"
xcvi. "sunrise!"
xcvii. "what does that mean?"
xcviii. "writing...it's hard."
xcix. "see her friday."
c. "and to think i'm finally finished."
All completed sections will be posted here (I will try to complete them in order) for your enjoyment.
~Thank you~
~Thank you~
