Kaoru
Oh... We turn around and freeze, smiling widely. "Kaoru," my brother says through clinched teeth.
"Hm?"
"We're gonna die."
"Hm-m." I tilt my head when I hear footsteps down the hall, then a long sigh.
"What on Earth is going on here?" Kyoya-Senpai leans against the wall, running a hand across his face as he growls at us.
"OH NO! NOT TWO OF THEM!"
"Why did you wake him up?! And by ascension, me!"
Way for Haruhi to bolt on us! "PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!"
Kyoya-Senpai's glasses glints with the light of Honey-Senpai's lamp... oh. We are gonna die tonight...