Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Kunikidaa]

granted but he'll yell at you for every good thing you do

I wish I was in My Little Pony

[Thovatos]

Granted, but when the series ends, you die.

I wish I could focus on writing more about my characters.

[tavvicat]

You can but you have to start over everyday

I wish that I my crush wasn't moving

[ps4 kid]

granted, but you will only get to talk to your crush once every week.

i wish my stomach ache would go away o,:

[Nocte Draco]

Granted but your foot hurts instead.

I wish no one has to feel low or depressed again.

[Thovatos]

Granted, but characters with this issue become irrelevant in pop-culture.


I wish I could stop holibombing others with my old pets.

[arisen crab]

Granted but now you are the one that gets holibombed (A good twist for a good person yo)

I wish I had joined in 2008

[~ rat ~]

wish granted, but you completely forgot about cs and only got back into it the other day, so you have no pets

i wish my winter break wasnt seven days long

[~-jay-~]

Granted. Now it'll be freezing forever 24/7, even on the inside, plus you have a 5x higher chance of getting a serious illness related to the freezing weather. I'm evil.

I wish that I could be a talking animal. With thumbs.

[Kyti]

Now you've become Rocket Raccoon, but you don't have legs anymore

I wish I had the Raven dog