Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[pjnk]

granted, but they break within minutes/taste terrible

i wish i could get spotify premium for free

[Intercept]

Granted, but sadly you've gone deaf and can't hear any of it!

I wish I wasn't so afraid of bees.

[~ rat ~]

wish granted, but they still sting you

i wish i didnt have allergies

[SmokeShadows]

Granted, but now you can never breath again.

I wish my friends hung out with me more often.

[Libitina_]

Granted, but they'll post when they're out with other friends and make you jealous

I wish my parents didn't go through my phone

[Kyti]

They don't cause you don't have a phone any more.

I wish I lived in Ireland

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but you have to eat nothing but four-leafed clovers

I wish I could get a high-end aquarium from the Animal Planet show "Tanked"

[~ rat ~]

wish granted, but all the fish die within hours

i wish i could have the guy of my dreams

[Kagouti]

Granted, but your family & friends hate him

I wish the holidays were already over.

[vatvia]

Granted, but you will experience every holiday twice next year.

I wish nobody would bother me