Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Felightning-]

Granted...
It is poisoned with that of 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 black widow spiders.

I wish for a good idea for a wish

[intricate.golden.fry]

Granted, but no one cares.


I wish I had an idea of what to draw.

[hellish]

granted, but when you try to actually draw it... it looks reaaally bad

i wish all my otps turned out to be canon (fictional characters only)

(edit: that would be still okay with me i guess)

[Nocte Draco]

Granted but one member of each ship dies due to a horrible accident or illness.

I wish I would get a passing grade in maths.

[tytytytytytyty1]

granted, but you can never pass science ever again

I wish my cats wouldn't attack my Christmas tree

(Edit: | They already do XD )
V

[hellish]

granted, but they attack each other instead

i wish i could sleep forever

[mad sounds]

granted but you cannot leave the school. ever.
i wish that i could go back in time whenever i pleased

[*space*]

granted, but you would be forever stuck in time until you went back in time again, and would be stuck again, etc.

I wish I wouldn't have to do homework

[kishu.]

granted, but you won't be able to study for your next exam.

i wish my avatar was real so i could hug him and befriend him..

[OHHAILTHECHOOKOFLIFE]

granted, but your avatar will be 2D and is as flimsy as paper

I wish that my eyesight is 20/20