Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[hellish]

granted, but it ends few days sooner!!

i wish i could be in a poly relationship with everyone in world lol

[intricate.golden.fry]

Granted, but half of them dislike you.


I wish for more friends xD

[LittleSisSPY]

Wish granted, but every time you hang out with them they move away


I wish for more luck at school!

[hellish]

granted, but you are unlucky in relationships!

i wish my parents will live longer than me

[dizzytoffee]

Granted, but they don't live at the same house as you anymore, even when you're young
I wish for more luck at my next December 18!

[intricate.golden.fry]

Granted, but everyone keeps trying to take your pets



I wish fore a very rare pet.

[kth]

Granted, but it’s a rat and no one wants it

I wish for it to snow where I live

[mad sounds]

granted but it wont stop snowing

i wish to do good in life

[hellish]

granted, but your next life will be really bad
i wish people didn't suffer from mental illnesses

[keylimecoyote]

...granted? Just granted, I don't think anybody can corrupt this without feeling wrong, we'll be here for ages. You win buddy. Is this against the rules? Just in case it is, they don't suffer anymore, but skittles are taken from stores. Is that better?

I wish that a box of really good pizza would materialize in front of me.