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[Captain. A. Stark.]

omgyes
@steve, on a scale of 1-america, how free are you tonight?
@tony, I must be metal shrapnel cause I want to get into your heart
@clint, I'll respect your arrows

OMG *explodes with laughter* YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS!!

[~ rat ~]

@peter
are you a fly, because id like to catch you in my web

i suck at pick up lines, and puns, so i have no clue what im doing

omgyes
@steve, on a scale of 1-america, how free are you tonight?
@tony, I must be metal shrapnel cause I want to get into your heart
@clint, I'll respect your arrows ;)

how are you so good at this?

[Captain. A. Stark.]

@peter
are you a fly, because id like to catch you in my web

i suck at pick up lines, and puns, so i have no clue what im doing

Pfftt, that's amazing!

@star-lord:

Are you really the lord of stars? I don't see them obeying you.
I'm so bad at this

[~ rat ~]

@peter
are you a fly, because id like to catch you in my web

i suck at pick up lines, and puns, so i have no clue what im doing

Pfftt, that's amazing!

@star-lord:

Are you really the lord of stars? I don't see them obeying you.
I'm so bad at this

no, youre good at it!

@hawkeye
eye see you *wink wonk*

[danheng]

@quill, is your name star-lord cause you're the guardian of my galaxy
@clint, I'll let you pet my dog

[Captain. A. Stark.]

@peter
are you a fly, because id like to catch you in my web

i suck at pick up lines, and puns, so i have no clue what im doing

Pfftt, that's amazing!

@star-lord:

Are you really the lord of stars? I don't see them obeying you.
I'm so bad at this

no, youre good at it!

@hawkeye
eye see you *wink wonk*

Oh gee, that's so amazing!

@bucky: Hey dude? Where's your horse?

That makes no sense

@quill, is your name star-lord cause you're the guardian of my galaxy
@clint, I'll let you pet my dog

SO GOOODD

Mine are so Thor XD

[∂αмє υмвяα]

Oml I love all of these <3

Here’s more
“Hello, im Tony Stark.” (X3)

I have a very bad one for Loki, and I don’t think it should be shown XP
I bet I could penetrate your SHIELD with my sceptre. Okay, it’s hidden X3

Here’s one for Steve;
I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.

[~ rat ~]

@quill, is your name star-lord cause you're the guardian of my galaxy
@clint, I'll let you pet my dog

how do you come up with these! theyre so good

@loki
are you the tesserak, because id like to steal you

that doesnt make any sense. i have no clue what im doing o-o

[Captain. A. Stark.]

I got a couple:

@loki: I love how you escaped that prison! You must be very low - key.

@thor: Don't drink too much! You may be Thor in the morning!

@tony: Hey, take away the suit and what are you? Stark naked.

[Spotted.Newt]

Wait we're doing pickup lines now? I'm done for. I am so clueless when it comes to flirting its not even funny. Like, someone spent an entire day flirting with me and I didn't even realize it until the next day I just thought they were nosy.