Undertale/Deltarune Fanclub

[Pistol Annie #1 NPC]

Okay so I just remembered this thing me and one of my friends did at school once and I don't even know how to respond-
I can't remember if I posted this or not because it was a long time ago but it's gold :')

We were in first lesson, and that day we happened to have all four lessons together, so throughout the entire day, we decided it would be a good idea to look around at different display boards, pick out sentences, and replace one word in each sentence with 'Mettaton's legs.'

We ended up getting such beautiful quotes as:

"I want to marry Mettaton's legs"

"Some people didn't want Mettaton's legs to be queen"

"Cheese on toast on Mettaton's legs"

And last but not least, probably the best of them all:

"One of the main causes of global warming is Mettaton's legs"

I think we all know why I'm not doing so great in my mock exams now-
It was worth it :')

Mettaton's legs will be the cause of the doom of humanity.

Every human will fall so madly in love with his legs, they no longer have an interest in falling in love with other humans. No more babies. Only, I dunno, people building a bunch of robots and giving them Mettaton style legs.
THE METTAPOCALYPSE (MTT-brand (c))
COMING TO THEATRES NEAR YOU

[lostmelody.]

Okay so I just remembered this thing me and one of my friends did at school once and I don't even know how to respond-
I can't remember if I posted this or not because it was a long time ago but it's gold :')

We were in first lesson, and that day we happened to have all four lessons together, so throughout the entire day, we decided it would be a good idea to look around at different display boards, pick out sentences, and replace one word in each sentence with 'Mettaton's legs.'

We ended up getting such beautiful quotes as:

"I want to marry Mettaton's legs"

"Some people didn't want Mettaton's legs to be queen"

"Cheese on toast on Mettaton's legs"

And last but not least, probably the best of them all:

"One of the main causes of global warming is Mettaton's legs"

I think we all know why I'm not doing so great in my mock exams now-
It was worth it :')

Mettaton's legs will be the cause of the doom of humanity.

Every human will fall so madly in love with his legs, they no longer have an interest in falling in love with other humans. No more babies. Only, I dunno, people building a bunch of robots and giving them Mettaton style legs.
THE METTAPOCALYPSE (MTT-brand (c))
COMING TO THEATRES NEAR YOU

I am laughing so hard right now.

[lostmelody.]

What happens when you kill EVERYONE, but spare Mettaton and Paps. THE WHOLE WORLD TURNS TO HELL.
When you complete a neutral run, killing everyone but MTT and Paps, you are called by Sans. He talks for a moment, and then tells you about how life in the Underground is. He says that after the death of King Fluffybuns- I mean King Asgore, everyone knows Undyne is the obvious choice. But... She's vanished. So, Mettaton sees his chance and takes the throne. THATS THE BEGINNING OF THE METTAPOCALYSPE.(copyright Spear of Justice) King Legs (Copyright me) brainwashes everyone with his show, and soon, nearly every monster in the Underground is his slave. Sans and Papyrus, seemingly unaffected by MTT's show, still got dragged into the mess. MTT makes them his agents... AND MAKES THEM WEAR SUITS AND SHADES! HOW COULD YOU MTT! YOU WERE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS! Just to make it even WORSE... Sans says his brother wants to talk to you. The phone is handed to Papyrus, and he says that life is great, apart from the fact that everything's horrible, and they have to do whatever MTT says. He then talks about Undyne for a bit.

And that's what happens when you let a nassciristic robot rule a bunch of monsters. ITS WORSE THAN UNDERFELL.

[escapalization]

What happens when you kill EVERYONE, but spare Mettaton and Paps. THE WHOLE WORLD TURNS TO HELL.
When you complete a neutral run, killing everyone but MTT and Paps, you are called by Sans. He talks for a moment, and then tells you about how life in the Underground is. He says that after the death of King Fluffybuns- I mean King Asgore, everyone knows Undyne is the obvious choice. But... She's vanished. So, Mettaton sees his chance and takes the throne. THATS THE BEGINNING OF THE METTAPOCALYSPE.(copyright Spear of Justice) King Legs (Copyright me) brainwashes everyone with his show, and soon, nearly every monster in the Underground is his slave. Sans and Papyrus, seemingly unaffected by MTT's show, still got dragged into the mess. MTT makes them his agents... AND MAKES THEM WEAR SUITS AND SHADES! HOW COULD YOU MTT! YOU WERE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS! Just to make it even WORSE... Sans says his brother wants to talk to you. The phone is handed to Papyrus, and he says that life is great, apart from the fact that everything's horrible, and they have to do whatever MTT says. He then talks about Undyne for a bit.

And that's what happens when you let a nassciristic robot rule a bunch of monsters. ITS WORSE THAN UNDERFELL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I'M FRICKIN DYING OMG

this is the best run e v e r and no one can tell me otherwise

[ʟᴏʟʙɪᴛ]

What happens when you kill EVERYONE, but spare Mettaton and Paps. THE WHOLE WORLD TURNS TO HELL.
When you complete a neutral run, killing everyone but MTT and Paps, you are called by Sans. He talks for a moment, and then tells you about how life in the Underground is. He says that after the death of King Fluffybuns- I mean King Asgore, everyone knows Undyne is the obvious choice. But... She's vanished. So, Mettaton sees his chance and takes the throne. THATS THE BEGINNING OF THE METTAPOCALYSPE.(copyright Spear of Justice) King Legs (Copyright me) brainwashes everyone with his show, and soon, nearly every monster in the Underground is his slave. Sans and Papyrus, seemingly unaffected by MTT's show, still got dragged into the mess. MTT makes them his agents... AND MAKES THEM WEAR SUITS AND SHADES! HOW COULD YOU MTT! YOU WERE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS! Just to make it even WORSE... Sans says his brother wants to talk to you. The phone is handed to Papyrus, and he says that life is great, apart from the fact that everything's horrible, and they have to do whatever MTT says. He then talks about Undyne for a bit.

And that's what happens when you let a nassciristic robot rule a bunch of monsters. ITS WORSE THAN UNDERFELL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I'M FRICKIN DYING OMG

this is the best run e v e r and no one can tell me otherwise

i prefer the king papyrus run [kill everyone except papyrus]
pAPYRUSISBESTKING
ho l y c ow
tha ts
a ma zi n g

[The Soapy Dolphin]

What happens when you kill EVERYONE, but spare Mettaton and Paps. THE WHOLE WORLD TURNS TO HELL.
When you complete a neutral run, killing everyone but MTT and Paps, you are called by Sans. He talks for a moment, and then tells you about how life in the Underground is. He says that after the death of King Fluffybuns- I mean King Asgore, everyone knows Undyne is the obvious choice. But... She's vanished. So, Mettaton sees his chance and takes the throne. THATS THE BEGINNING OF THE METTAPOCALYSPE.(copyright Spear of Justice) King Legs (Copyright me) brainwashes everyone with his show, and soon, nearly every monster in the Underground is his slave. Sans and Papyrus, seemingly unaffected by MTT's show, still got dragged into the mess. MTT makes them his agents... AND MAKES THEM WEAR SUITS AND SHADES! HOW COULD YOU MTT! YOU WERE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS! Just to make it even WORSE... Sans says his brother wants to talk to you. The phone is handed to Papyrus, and he says that life is great, apart from the fact that everything's horrible, and they have to do whatever MTT says. He then talks about Undyne for a bit.

And that's what happens when you let a nassciristic robot rule a bunch of monsters. ITS WORSE THAN UNDERFELL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I'M FRICKIN DYING OMG

this is the best run e v e r and no one can tell me otherwise

i prefer the king papyrus run [kill everyone except papyrus]
pAPYRUSISBESTKING
ho l y c ow
tha ts
a ma zi n g

the King Papyrus run is the best run besides True Pacifist. Who WOULDN'T want him as a leader? he'd be better than most of the current leaders in the world

Unrelated note: I adopted pets from the Advent Calendar just a few minutes ago, clicked on the "create seasonal names" thing and one of the names it gave me was Papyrus. I'm still flipping out about it XD

[lostmelody.]

What happens when you kill EVERYONE, but spare Mettaton and Paps. THE WHOLE WORLD TURNS TO HELL.
When you complete a neutral run, killing everyone but MTT and Paps, you are called by Sans. He talks for a moment, and then tells you about how life in the Underground is. He says that after the death of King Fluffybuns- I mean King Asgore, everyone knows Undyne is the obvious choice. But... She's vanished. So, Mettaton sees his chance and takes the throne. THATS THE BEGINNING OF THE METTAPOCALYSPE.(copyright Spear of Justice) King Legs (Copyright me) brainwashes everyone with his show, and soon, nearly every monster in the Underground is his slave. Sans and Papyrus, seemingly unaffected by MTT's show, still got dragged into the mess. MTT makes them his agents... AND MAKES THEM WEAR SUITS AND SHADES! HOW COULD YOU MTT! YOU WERE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS! Just to make it even WORSE... Sans says his brother wants to talk to you. The phone is handed to Papyrus, and he says that life is great, apart from the fact that everything's horrible, and they have to do whatever MTT says. He then talks about Undyne for a bit.

And that's what happens when you let a nassciristic robot rule a bunch of monsters. ITS WORSE THAN UNDERFELL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I'M FRICKIN DYING OMG

this is the best run e v e r and no one can tell me otherwise

i prefer the king papyrus run [kill everyone except papyrus]
pAPYRUSISBESTKING
ho l y c ow
tha ts
a ma zi n g

THERES A KING PAPYRUS RUN!?

[ʟᴏʟʙɪᴛ]

THERES A KING PAPYRUS RUN!?

y ep

[lostmelody.]

THERES A KING PAPYRUS RUN!?

y ep

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS! ALL HAIL KING SPAGHETTI! Man, I wish I had Paps as my King.

[escapalization]

THERES A KING PAPYRUS RUN!?

y ep

i aM LEgitIMATeLy cRYing???? that was the saddest thing i've ever watched i forgotten how sweet and innocent he was