RP Rant Thread X3

[Tesalong]

Omg. Someone take a sock and gag this player I regret accepting. :C
My character is in a club. A club.
Their character is 12. And their post was something along the lines of 'Blank walks around and bumps into my character without apologizing'
wth. When did a 12 year old get in a club?! FFFFF. Not to mention that makes no sense. *beats face*

Is it the one with that can take powers away and give someone else the power? Im fearing their charrie -hides Evelyn in a corner-

[vaquero]

[list=][/list]

"no its fine i can find some hurbs for it and get a thick stick for a splint" she said all you need to worry about is becomeing a member lets see if your claws change coulor" she smiled "dont worry your stong and by the looks of it farst youll probly end up being a hunter" she smiled "just suck up to the other wolves thats how i did it"

-repeated headdesk-

Claws changing colour?

Wait, I'm confused. D: Is this some sort of ceremonial rite or something? Or is the other character actually injured?

...lol "farst"

I can't tell XDD

Here's the post before that one:

Aastra nodded they change slowl though if your a loner but cubs are born with them and if a wolf is exiled it terns normal again i know my pack before this was killd she nodded it was in a far away place though" she smiled then sniffed the rabbit "iam going to berrie it its oders bbad it was a sick rabbit" she walk to a tree and dug a hole to place it "arhh get it of me a big mettal gaw snaped on Aastres paw she grumbled "fine now were even human thing" she growld anoyed that it was stuck to the grown and probly broken here paw

"no its fine i can find some hurbs for it and get a thick stick for a splint" she said all you need to worry about is becomeing a member lets see if your claws change coulor" she smiled "dont worry your stong and by the looks of it farst youll probly end up being a hunter" she smiled "just suck up to the other wolves thats how i did it"

-repeated headdesk-

Claws changing colour?

Translating the first one was bad enough, but now this? I think it killed me e_e

I normally don't get confused by these posts because I have a brother who writes like this, but this just drives me nuts.

-facefloor-

[nightiff-]

Omg. Someone take a sock and gag this player I regret accepting. :C
My character is in a club. A club.
Their character is 12. And their post was something along the lines of 'Blank walks around and bumps into my character without apologizing'
wth. When did a 12 year old get in a club?! FFFFF. Not to mention that makes no sense. *beats face*

Is it the one with that can take powers away and give someone else the power? Im fearing their charrie -hides Evelyn in a corner-

Yes. I'm seriously getting irritated. They triple posted cause no one was replying to them, then they spam by asking if any /ppls/ were on. ._.
Good luck taking a demon wolfs powers. Lol. I don't think anyones taking his 'oddity' seriously. So I'll just see how it plays out.../:

[Teacup-old]

Yes, Nightmare. Avenge my brain's death. -cries- Such a wonderful brain, too. I have to go to Walmart now to get a new brain.

RANT: All of my one on one roleplays end in failure. I found the perfect roleplay buddy, though, and now I fear I suck. Naw, I don't. The truth? Pssh, I want my character to get sick, but she would die. xD You see, she developed the ability to block out pain, but if she gets a -insert normal illness here- it's multiplied by ten for her and she could easily die. So she's a germ freak.

[Alixyveth]

"no its fine i can find some hurbs for it and get a thick stick for a splint" she said all you need to worry about is becomeing a member lets see if your claws change coulor" she smiled "dont worry your stong and by the looks of it farst youll probly end up being a hunter" she smiled "just suck up to the other wolves thats how i did it"

-repeated headdesk-

Claws changing colour?

Magic! It explains /everything/ [/end sarcasm]

Translation:
"No, it's fine I can find some herbs for it and get a thick stick for a splint" she said, "all you need to worry about is becoming a member. Let's see if your claws changed colour." She smiled. "Don't worry, you're strong and by the looks of it (fast?) you will probably end up being a hunter." She smiled (repetitive much?) "Just suck up to the other wolves, that's how I did it."

Without the grammar and spelling mistakes.
1. How the hell can wolves use splints?
2. There's no way they can change colour. -_- Black claws mean there's a vein in there so unless their vein disappears or something... At least that's what my friend told me. : / And that's the reason why you need to be careful while cutting your dogs claws.
3. When you're hurt, becoming a member probably WOULDN'T be the best thing to think about doing. And if this is the healer, they aren't very good at being supportive. You'd probably tell them to rest and think about being a member AFTER it's healed.

/qqqqq


My brain hurts.

[Sharubii]

[list=][/list]

"no its fine i can find some hurbs for it and get a thick stick for a splint" she said all you need to worry about is becomeing a member lets see if your claws change coulor" she smiled "dont worry your stong and by the looks of it farst youll probly end up being a hunter" she smiled "just suck up to the other wolves thats how i did it"

-repeated headdesk-

Claws changing colour?

Wait, I'm confused. D: Is this some sort of ceremonial rite or something? Or is the other character actually injured?

...lol "farst"

I can't tell XDD

Here's the post before that one:

Aastra nodded they change slowl though if your a loner but cubs are born with them and if a wolf is exiled it terns normal again i know my pack before this was killd she nodded it was in a far away place though" she smiled then sniffed the rabbit "iam going to berrie it its oders bbad it was a sick rabbit" she walk to a tree and dug a hole to place it "arhh get it of me a big mettal gaw snaped on Aastres paw she grumbled "fine now were even human thing" she growld anoyed that it was stuck to the grown and probly broken here paw

E-excuse me while I get the eye bleach. ;-;
I still can't tell what's going on in those two posts, fff. And the fact that they're both run-ons isn't help at all.

[Kanaria]

My new rant is against text talkers. I mean
"WIL U 2 STP FGHTING" Yelz buttenfoot (Fake name btw) "Iz Wanz 2 slp." is just annoying

[duckteeth]

When people fill out forms like this [found the form on a random RP]:

Username: [insert username]
Wolf Name: [insert name]
Looks: very pretty white wolf with blue eyes.
Pack: [insert pack here]
Rank: [insert really high rank here]
Personality: meet me/to be RP'd
History: She hates talking about it, but ask her and she might respond...
Crush: [insert crush]
Mate: [insert mate]
Pups: none yet
Other: [insert something no one cares about]

>.>

*sobs* My eyes! the run-ons and senselessness in those posts make me want to jump off a ciff! *twitch*

[vaquero]

"no its fine i can find some hurbs for it and get a thick stick for a splint" she said all you need to worry about is becomeing a member lets see if your claws change coulor" she smiled "dont worry your stong and by the looks of it farst youll probly end up being a hunter" she smiled "just suck up to the other wolves thats how i did it"

-repeated headdesk-

Claws changing colour?

Magic! It explains /everything/ [/end sarcasm]

Translation:
"No, it's fine I can find some herbs for it and get a thick stick for a splint" she said, "all you need to worry about is becoming a member. Let's see if your claws changed colour." She smiled. "Don't worry, you're strong and by the looks of it (fast?) you will probably end up being a hunter." She smiled (repetitive much?) "Just suck up to the other wolves, that's how I did it."

Without the grammar and spelling mistakes.
1. How the hell can wolves use splints?
2. There's no way they can change colour. -_- Black claws mean there's a vein in there so unless their vein disappears or something... At least that's what my friend told me. : / And that's the reason why you need to be careful while cutting your dogs claws.
3. When you're hurt, becoming a member probably WOULDN'T be the best thing to think about doing. And if this is the healer, they aren't very good at being supportive. You'd probably tell them to rest and think about being a member AFTER it's healed.

/qqqqq


My brain hurts.

I started lmao when I read 1 XD In still laughing now- and a few minutes later she forgot about the broken PAW and made her character run off into the woods- hence the shooting and not dying Mary sue thing-

[Lichenfur]

My new rant is against text talkers. I mean
"WIL U 2 STP FGHTING" Yelz buttenfoot (Fake name btw) "Iz Wanz 2 slp." is just annoying

Yeah, I know what you mean. Theres alway the
"I gtg ctch a mce. I'l brb." Ctchs a mce. "cm 8 w/ me"