RP Rant Thread X3

[Canair]

D: Nuu! My eyes, they're, they're blind. D: I'm in this one RP and it's Semi-Lit and at first you know, everyones posting two paragraphs and the like and then THIS MARY SUE walks in. Hold on a second and I'll find her form.

-scuttles off-
{Whispers}

[vaquero]

D: What. Is. That? My mind kept getting stuck on the neverendingness and random "E"s at the ends of letters. ._.

I seriously don't know. And she made her wolf kill a six year old kid. D:

o.o How can you stay calm with that around you? Isn't that a Mary Sue? One gun shot can easily kill a wolf. Not to mention five guns shots can't be all over your body.

I seriously think it's a gift. I don't know how I can put up with it- let alone read it. She wanted her wolf to be a ghost/demon/angel/hybrid thing that is the strongest wolf on earth and that could never die. If you read that carefully you'll see the fail in the request.

TO ALL: It gets even worse after that. She sent a post saying this:

Recap plz iam to lazy to read

Oh heres the RP: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=462457

[duckteeth]

I have a feeling that one or both of my current RPs is dying >.>

[Teacup-old]

-jaw drops- How long was it? Two pages?

[vaquero]

-jaw drops- How long was it? Two pages?

Try two posts.

[Canair]

Username: LaLaLa I'm A Pretty MarySue!
Character name: A PERFECT NAME THAT SOUNDS BOOTIFUL >:D
Age: 20 years
Clan: ^.^ Well duh, the perfect clan that I made up!
Physical Description:Tan skin with hourglass figure. She has full red lips and wavy golden hair that goes to her armpits. She has emerad green eyes and has a tattoo on her ankle of a red bird.
Personality: Funny, bubbly, sarcastic, flirty, and very outgoing
History (optional): Hates to talk about it.
Thoughts on the war: Shes kinda inbetween. Her mother was murdered during the night by somebody who was against her father and has never forgiven herself for not beng there.
Other: A pure white wolf named MarySueTwo.

-pant pant- D:< This is her TRUE form. I'll get one of the posts she did...

-scuttles away again >:D-

EDIT: Found it!

( Sorry :C and ill be more careful )

Ms. Perfect woke up in the morning and got dressed into her dress. She grabbed her hood and walked into the bathroom and fixed her hair. Her waves in her hair were like the waves of an ocean. Ms. Perfect grabbed an apple out of the wooden bowl in her kitchen and walked outside.

May I say that the RP she posted this in is a WAR RP FROM WAY BEYOND OUR TIME WITH NO MODERN FIXINGS! HOW THE HECK DOES A GIRL WHO LIVES ON FARM IN THE LATE FUTURE THAT HAS NO THINGS THAT WE HAD GET A BATHROOM? MAGICALLY?[/endscapabuse]
-huff- I'm tired.

[vaquero]

Oh. My. Gosh. How. Can. They. Be. Like. That. I. Would. Kill. Them. So. Hard. They. Will. Die. To. Death.


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[Sharubii]

-jaw drops- How long was it? Two pages?

Try two posts.

Whatforsrs.

Dude, I'd whoop that person's ass faster than anybody can say "Bob". e_e

[Canair]

Oh. My. Gosh. How. Can. They. Be. Like. That. I. Would. Kill. Them. So. Hard. They. Will. Die. To. Death.


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-.-'' Try looking at her post. D':

[Alixyveth]

My eyes! They bleed. *Sprays Mary Sue repellant*. DIE SUE! DIE!

Heck we'd probably die if we had been shot 5 times. There's no way 5 gun shots that HIT didn't hit a vital organ. Even if it didn't they'd probably bleed to death or get an infection(s) (Which is fairly common I believe) which would probably kill her soon-ish.

Pssh, in the wild if you get a small cut you'll die the next day. There's just no way they wouldn't die. Not to mention I don't think roleplays should have healers. It's not like they would actually know what to cure a sickness.

Oh, that must be it. >_> I haven't role played a wolf for ages. Don't judge me. D:

I made a Sue spray. 8D