RP Rant Thread X3

[vaquero]

One of the role players on my RPG does really long run on sentences, look:

"Aastra watched Slade and Deception run of she looked in the pathway to the humans she shute her eyes and bolted she opend them once more lowering herselph she slunk fowords it was a human pup she creepte foword its farther was teaching it how to kill with a gun Aastra growled quietly then bolted bitting the cubs leg and nocking it to the ground its piceing squels hert Aastras ears she was to farst for either humans to see her the farther rushed quickly to the pups aid Aastra lowerd herselph under some shrubs the farther looked at the pup at helped it up telling it to sit there and so it did Aastra whent for the kill she snuk in and grabed the cub bitting its throught and hauling it throughthe forest looking at it in discust she ran of leaving the corps behind she bumped into anouther wolf the wolf she had sawn before "ohh helo" she said trying to get the human blood of her chin."

Meanwhile we're all struggling to read these

[Canair]

D: What. Is. That? My mind kept getting stuck on the neverendingness and random "E"s at the ends of letters. ._.

[Teacup-old]

Niney; Agreed. "o.O Look at the pretty stuff! Is that art?"
Nightmare; I skimmed over it. I just couldn't read a sentence that long. My brain would fry. I can't tell if she's talking about a human or animal.

THIS

Name: Fork / Knife / Spooon
Age: 2 / 3 / 3
Gender: M / F / M
Pack: Uno Pack / Uno Pack / Uno Pack
Crush: OPEN / OPEN / OPEN
Mate: OPEN / OPEN / OPEN
Den: / /
Favourite place on the territory: The o.O / The Same / His Den
Other: - / - /-
Looks: / /

[vaquero]

It gets worse :O and very graphic


Aastra haddnt followd the pack or Slade she had gone some where else the rose garden she wanted to make shoure somethhing was ok she sigd a relife he parents grave was untouched there was a crack of a twig Aastra spun around snarling she knew the hunter didnt know she could se it she charged towords it snarling then there were five BOOMS Aastra fell to the grownd she wasnt dead just in pain the gun shots were every were including her tail she was shaking in pain and wimperd even more seeing the blood pour out ( I know i didnt mention thes before but AAstras perants are berried in the rose garden)

[Teacup-old]

o.o How can you stay calm with that around you? Isn't that a Mary Sue? One gun shot can easily kill a wolf. Not to mention five guns shots can't be all over your body.

[Tesalong]

It gets worse :O and very graphic


Aastra haddnt followd the pack or Slade she had gone some where else the rose garden she wanted to make shoure somethhing was ok she sigd a relife he parents grave was untouched there was a crack of a twig Aastra spun around snarling she knew the hunter didnt know she could se it she charged towords it snarling then there were five BOOMS Aastra fell to the grownd she wasnt dead just in pain the gun shots were every were including her tail she was shaking in pain and wimperd even more seeing the blood pour out ( I know i didnt mention thes before but AAstras perants are berried in the rose garden)

To make it all easier Ill translate X3:
Aastra hadnt followed the pack or Slade, she had gone to a rose garded to make sure that her parents grave was okay- giving a sigh of relief when it was untouched. Suddenly there was a crack of a twig and Aastra spun around snarling, knowing it was the hunter. She charged towards him snarling. There were five booms of the gun and she fell to the ground, but she wasnt dead yet. Pain from the gun shots were everywhere, including her tail. She shook in pain and wimpered as she saw her blood poor out of the wounds.

[Alixyveth]

It gets worse :O and very graphic


Aastra haddnt followd the pack or Slade she had gone some where else the rose garden she wanted to make shoure somethhing was ok she sigd a relife he parents grave was untouched there was a crack of a twig Aastra spun around snarling she knew the hunter didnt know she could se it she charged towords it snarling then there were five BOOMS Aastra fell to the grownd she wasnt dead just in pain the gun shots were every were including her tail she was shaking in pain and wimperd even more seeing the blood pour out ( I know i didnt mention thes before but AAstras perants are berried in the rose garden)

My eyes! They bleed. *Sprays Mary Sue repellant*. DIE SUE! DIE!

Heck we'd probably die if we had been shot 5 times. There's no way 5 gun shots that HIT didn't hit a vital organ. Even if it didn't they'd probably bleed to death or get an infection(s) (Which is fairly common I believe) which would probably kill her soon-ish.

[Hobbit]

It gets worse :O and very graphic


Aastra haddnt followd the pack or Slade she had gone some where else the rose garden she wanted to make shoure somethhing was ok she sigd a relife he parents grave was untouched there was a crack of a twig Aastra spun around snarling she knew the hunter didnt know she could se it she charged towords it snarling then there were five BOOMS Aastra fell to the grownd she wasnt dead just in pain the gun shots were every were including her tail she was shaking in pain and wimperd even more seeing the blood pour out ( I know i didnt mention thes before but AAstras perants are berried in the rose garden)

e.e It burns! I can't stand when people do not use punctuation.
Bad grammer I can deal with, but punctuation is a must.

I just joined a new rp, and I know I'm going to regret it.
I am in desperate need of a semi-lit!But my standards are too high.

[Sharubii]

It gets worse :O and very graphic


Aastra haddnt followd the pack or Slade she had gone some where else the rose garden she wanted to make shoure somethhing was ok she sigd a relife he parents grave was untouched there was a crack of a twig Aastra spun around snarling she knew the hunter didnt know she could se it she charged towords it snarling then there were five BOOMS Aastra fell to the grownd she wasnt dead just in pain the gun shots were every were including her tail she was shaking in pain and wimperd even more seeing the blood pour out ( I know i didnt mention thes before but AAstras perants are berried in the rose garden)

To make it all easier Ill translate X3:
Aastra hadnt followed the pack or Slade, she had gone to a rose garded to make sure that her parents grave was okay- giving a sigh of relief when it was untouched. Suddenly there was a crack of a twig and Aastra spun around snarling, knowing it was the hunter. She charged towards him snarling. There were five booms of the gun and she fell to the ground, but she wasnt dead yet. Pain from the gun shots were everywhere, including her tail. She shook in pain and wimpered as she saw her blood poor out of the wounds.

e_e How in hell did you translate all that without dying? That's quite a feat.

And lol, it's an invici-wolf!

[Teacup-old]

My eyes! They bleed. *Sprays Mary Sue repellant*. DIE SUE! DIE!

Heck we'd probably die if we had been shot 5 times. There's no way 5 gun shots that HIT didn't hit a vital organ. Even if it didn't they'd probably bleed to death or get an infection(s) (Which is fairly common I believe) which would probably kill her soon-ish.

Pssh, in the wild if you get a small cut you'll die the next day. There's just no way they wouldn't die. Not to mention I don't think roleplays should have healers. It's not like they would actually know what to cure a sickness.