
"Starlight Tail, the love of my life, I just want to ask you something... Will y-"

"Yeah, no. I'm a boy.
SO GET CATFISHED! Or would that be dogfished? I don't know."

"So what's happening between le 2 doggos?"

"NOTHING. Also, get out. We don't need your dead memes here."

"No, le memes are DANK."

*breathes in* "No, they're dead. Please just go before you embarrass us."

"Okey, fine. I'll go back to r/meirl." *le run*

"I.. *heavy breathing*... just... *heavy breathing* barely... *heavy breathing* managed... *heavy breathing* to... *heavy breathing* escape... *heavy breathing* the... *heavy breathing* Video Game Characters... *heavy breathing* dressup challenge... *heavy breathing* with my life."

"Oh no! What did you see there?"

"I've seen terrible things."

"Hey, I posted this on YouTube and it got popular. Someone asked me if this was some sort of dubbed anime. It isn't."

*jaw drops* "Why did you post our PERSONAL LIFE on YouTube without our permission?"

"Well, it isn't that personal. We're in a shopping mall."

*turns round and sees thirty people staring at him* "What."