I'm Mr King Dice,
i'm the game'st in the land,
I never play nice,
I'm the devil's right hand man.
I can't let you pass,
cause you ain't done everything,
bring me those contracts,
come on bring em' to the king.
If you haven't finished your task,
haven't worked assiduously,
No I cannot let you pass,
Don't you mess with me!
Man I love this jerk.
When you haven't played the game
but love the characters