RP Rant Thread X3

[LupusArgentea]

Errrgh.
A friend and I decided to make this private RP. It's Pokemon themed.
I don't know any Pokemon-roleplayers on CS other than her. She's not on.
e_e Wonderful. I've no one to invite, so the RP is stuck right there.

You can invite me.. I love Pokemon :P Yeah, I know, I'm a little old for it, but you know, who doesn't love Pokemon?? Although I am a pretty bad roleplayer, so you may not want to.

You're not bad. :3 You're actually a lot better than a pretty big amount of people on CS, to tell the truth.
I'll have to ask the person who co-owns it if it's okay to invite people we aren't too familiar with. I'm sure she'd say it's fine, but I want to make sure. x3

[Aeire]

Errrgh.
A friend and I decided to make this private RP. It's Pokemon themed.
I don't know any Pokemon-roleplayers on CS other than her. She's not on.
e_e Wonderful. I've no one to invite, so the RP is stuck right there.

You can invite me.. I love Pokemon Yeah, I know, I'm a little old for it, but you know, who doesn't love Pokemon?? Although I am a pretty bad roleplayer, so you may not want to.

You're not bad. :3 You're actually a lot better than a pretty big amount of people on CS, to tell the truth.
I'll have to ask the person who co-owns it if it's okay to invite people we aren't too familiar with. I'm sure she'd say it's fine, but I want to make sure. x3

Ok, thanks

[saige.]

If you posted a response to an Rp twelve hours ago, is it alright to bump it?

[average]

If you posted a response to an Rp twelve hours ago, is it alright to bump it?

I should think so. n_____n;

[saige.]

Okay, so I bumped it and guess what? No response. >.> It even showed on the thing that my partner had looked at the thread, but they just ignored it and went to go reply to their other RPs that are apparently far more interesting than ours ;-;

[Gabrielle Renee]

Okay, so I bumped it and guess what? No response. >.> It even showed on the thing that my partner had looked at the thread, but they just ignored it and went to go reply to their other RPs that are apparently far more interesting than ours ;-;

Writers block. ಥ_ಥ With an idea. *poke*

[Coseylion]

This n00b keeps pm'ing me to join their rp -.-

[Rainbow Dash]

This is LOOOOOOONG. But it's needed.

tl;dr: Mary Sue RPer makes awful characters for the sole purpose of making her Mary Sue look better and RPs with herself constantly with said awful characters.

Dear you,

There's no getting around it; your character is a boring Mary Sue and every single damn character you make exists for the sole purpose of making your Mary Sue look better. Let's go through every character you've ever made for this game.

Main Mary Sue: What a surprise, her name is your IRL name! And she's paired with your favorite character in the series! And they got married after 3 days! ... and she got pregnant like 2 days after! And knew she had twins (it's always twins with Sues) like the day after that! What's so interesting about your Sue? Well, nothing. She's a generic nice girl who is loyal to her friends and is nice to everyone EXCEPT THOSE WHO HURT HER FRIENDS. And that's the worst kind of personality to have because not only is it boring and generic, but you can explain every single action she does away because it's such a wishy-washy personality. You don't have to commit to anything. Oh, and OF COURSE she has a ~*TRAGIC PAST!*~ Nothing wrong with a tragic past, but you only bring it up to get attention and pity when everyone else is busy and doesn't care.

Oh, and she calls everyone by Japanese titles and words (like calling my character "onii-san." Sweetheart. We're playing a game where Japan doesn't even EXIST) and uses Japanese words in English sentences. My inner Japanese studies major weeps every time you do it.

Let's move on to your other characters.

Mary Sue's Adowable Sister: MSAS is also a generic boring character. She's the nice cute little girl everyone loves because she's so CUTE! She's 8 years old, but doesn't act or talk like she's 8 years old. Which tells me you wanted a CYOOT child character with none of the strings attached. She serves no purpose other than to provide exposition on Mary Sue's ~*TRAGIC PAST!*~ and give Sue someone to RP with. You will RP with yourself for random lengths of time. I get you're in a funky timezone but c'mon.

Generic Evil Stepmother Thing: GEST is part of Mary Sue's ~*TRAGIC PAST!*~ ... which nobody really cares about. You had GEST hurt Mary Sue because she's EEEEVIILLL and Mary Sue is perfect and sparkly and WONDERFUL. GEST was upset Mary Sue killed her child. And of course Mary Sue can't remember because she has Suenesia. You had GEST and Mary Sue fight to the death! ... which meant you RPed the entire scene by yourself. Yes. You RPed for like an hour. With yourself. Damn girl, just write a fanfiction, jeepers. You killed off GEST. By yourself. You then replaced her with...

Smirking Assassin Guy: SAG has the "smirking" part in there because you put "*smirk*" in EVERY. SINGLE. POST. HE. MAKES. The guy smirks 24/7. I'd bet you he smirks in his sleep. Me and another player have joked about taking shots every time he smirks you do it that much. Mary Sue mommies him because she's wise beyond her years and so much better than SAG. Oh, and SAG attacks her for no reason. You will also RP scenes between Mary Sue and SAG. Which means again, you keep RPing with yourself. AGAIN.

You know what. I give up. Go write a fanfiction and stop spamming up our lists with your self-congratulatory posts and stop wasting our time with your boring awful characters.

[amithethird]

Wow...that's bad DX

So I was thinking about joining a noobish looking RP to try out this new character I made who is a half bionic wolf. I thought maybe it would be good to see how the character worked out before I entered him in more advanced RPs (and who doesn't enjoy a good noob rp once in a while? XD). So I asked if un natural wolves were allowed but they said no. So I said nevermind.
Then they said that they were sorry the couldn't help me and said that they were making a new RP and that I could be the co-owner if I joined. Yeah right...
But out of curiosity I searched her posts to find this new RP anyway and guess what....
It was EXACTLY THE SAME as the RP I had just decided not to join. WORD FOR WORD COPY. I kid you not!
Honestly people if you're RP isn't sucessful as a first copy you don't make a second one that's exactly the same two minutes after you realize it's doomed to fail -.-

And her characters' forms were kind of sueish too. One of the wolves had "emerald eyes that glimmer with sadness." Wow...and she had a tragic past and she's nice to everyone. -_- lovely.
I mean, when I RP sometimes I do a post where emotions are running high that's kind of like,
"Bob's eyes blazed. He wanted to punch this guy so bad."
But I don't go making sueish forms that say "eyes that glimmer with sadness."
Seriously WTH?

[Charlemagne]

I really hate it when you join a role play and it's all girls. That's why I've given up role playing girls. And all the girls on said role play are either "nice but scarred inside with a horrible past" or "cold hearted, I hate everything, don't talk to me" kind of girls.