How Old Are You? [v.4]

[Kandyrock]

666, Devil's Ave. What else would it be?

What is the year you were born?

[Pistol Annie #1 NPC]

2017. I was born today actually, and I am so intelligent that I created a robot to type these answers for my little baby hands!

Where do you go to school?

[Obius]

West Terrier Collie Great Dane Weimaraner Husky Doberman Staffordshire Poodle High

Where do you work at?

[nafla]

What is this work
you speak of?

What's your social security number?

[Rinovo]

01001110 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101101 01101110 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000

I don't know, it probably means nothing.


Edit* forgot to ask. What is your name?

[rum]

I'm actually socially insecure, I don't have one.

Wanna meet up somewhere?

[Kandyrock]

Ehh, not really in the mood for going to meet up...

Who are your parents?

[Pistol Annie #1 NPC]

(Rin, I translated your binary text and "None of your damn business"... clever!!)

Definitely!! I'm a really good swimmer, and if you want to meet me, you better be good at swimming too. Because I'll be waiting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
See you there buddy!!

My mother is an alien from the planet Mogadore and my father is a salmon. What were their names again?

What city do you live in?

[Thecrowmuse11]

It's a city. That much I've been able to ascertain thus far. As for it's name? I believe that has been lost to time, along with all of the locals.
How would I be able to contact you irl if I wanted to?

[food ☕️]

By talking to me irl? How else?

What's your birthdate?