Mommy can I? V.2

[rum]

Honey, I am the man's van~

Mommy, can I jump off a bridge??

[Umbrella Academy]

Sure! Make sure you are hanging from a thin string so when you fall it catches you

Mommy can I lick the cat

[carpe noctem.]

no, you may lick the dog.

mummy can i run away and live in the forest?

[Enyo]

Yes, of course! But I'm coming with you!

Mummy, can I have a castle?

[idog]

as long as you pay for it!

mommy, can i dress my cat up like a pumpkin and take him trick or treating?

[fluffy tea]

yes but make sure nobody trys to carve him or worse make him into a pumpkin pie!


mommy can i make a cake with 79 pounds of baking soda and baking powder an the normal ingredents

[Kandyrock]

no, you know your allergic to baking soda.

mommy can I go run outside at night on the highway?

[fluffy tea]

yus but wear a saftey vest

mommy can i eat burger king no.. i mean eat the AUCTTUALLY BURGER KING THE MASOT!

[Zoella❤]

Yes sweetie, that mascot is a demon.


MOMI CAN I ROB THE BANK BY WALMART? THIS MAN ASKED ME TO AND SAID HE WOULD GIVE ME HALF

[fluffy tea]

nah just go rob walmat that guy is a scam artisit

mommy can i play in the 1078 degree farenhight oven