If I got arrested...

[AprilShowers]

Attractive nuisance .. couldn't stop clicking your eggs!!!

Now what??

[Enyo]

Illegal Pegasus breeding.

What did I do, and what proof do you have?

[St. Seraphimz]

*holds up a torn rose* this has your DNA on it, we have the right to believe you came in and made the flowers into a spaceship emoji.

I didn't do it, it was probably a doppleganger~

[cottonthreads]

saying "England is my city" more than 80 times

[MusicalDoodle]

Not only did you steal pegasi from the local zoo, but you also braided their hair! The stallions will always live in shame...

What did I do?!?

[zafranomica]

You set an entire forest on fire. Even your hair caught fire!

What'd I do?

[WenDipper]

For the death of a few dragons under your care. (It was later discovered that the dragons were just sleeping.)

Alright, you got me. What's my charge this time?

[Prototype]

You're the king of broken images. You're way past the limit!!!
What did I do?

[min.]

you made a robot that doesn't follow your orders, so it went around and destroyed the flower gardens of your neighbors ㅇㅁㅇ

officer, what did i do?

[Electric Raptor]

You robbed a gas station with a rose.
What am I in for