If I got arrested...

[a.s.t.r.o.n.o.m.y]

you were caught trying to break into some place that made anime.

oh no, what'd i do?

[edd1e]

You stole famous artwork

But I would never do anything this bad!

[Captain. A. Stark.]

You villain.. why would you frame Gerard Way for eating the blubber of a seal!!!!!??? XD

Oh no... what did I do?

[idog]

you tried to put 10,000 gifs in your signature!! *le gasp*

n-no, it was THEM!!

[a.s.t.r.o.n.o.m.y]

you captured a raccoon named it rocket and let it loose with weapons

i never did anything hue hue

[SkepticalSeven]

oh really?
explain why you were slapping cows on the back and calling them 'lassie' before running to wal-mart and stealing cans of beans! >:v

now what did i do?! i swear on my life it wasn't me!

[Chiller Whale]

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[idog]

*small gasp* you stole all the penguins from the zoo!

uuhhh, it wasn't me! it was those teddy bears who did it!

[nyasuka]

You made all of your cats attack me

Whatever it is I probably deserved it.

[a.s.t.r.o.n.o.m.y]

you captured a squid from the aquarium named him steve and yelled "STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in walmart
officer i swear it was the person under this post