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hello yes let me explain myself here
so i bet with my friend that if mcgregor won that id get to choose her clothes for the first marking period of school . BUT if mayweather won she'd get to design my newest fursona and get to make the whole character up .
and after a lovely trip to the hospital her and i made this monstrosity , ocean man ( what she's calling him for now . )
then came a long 30 minutes of her screwing up oekaki she made the left picture , forcing me to draw him in his lovely ' rawr lol xD ' attire instead of doing things i needed to be doing . this is what she typed .

THIS IS OCEAN MAN MY BOY BOY BUDDY PAL WHO LOVES PIZZA AND SK8ING AND PARTYING HARD BRO. HE HAS 4 EYES AND SPENDS HIS DAYS AND NIGHTS DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW AND MAKING CAT MEMES. HIS FAVORITE SONG IS "CRAWLING IN MY SWEATSHIRT" AND HE WANTS TO BE AN ASTRONAUT FIREMAN SCUBA DRIVER WHEN HE'S OLDER EVEN THOUGH HE'S 25 AND STILL LIVES IN HIS MOM'S HOUSE. OCEAN MAN WILL GO FROM "RAWR xD" TO "I BAKE A MEAN CASSEROLE AND I TAKE MY SON TO SOCCER PRACTICE IN MY GROCERY-GRABBER" IN 3 SECONDS BUT HIS KID IS A BOOM BOX AND SOCCER PRACTICE IS HIS NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD.

this was clearly the biggest mistake ive ever made . but hey at least hes got the colors that im colorblind to , just to add to the madness . he looks like hes greenish gold to me damn it

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omgg
this is the best mistake to exist

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omgg
this is the best mistake to exist

this causes me physical pain but im glad that physical pain makes people laugh bc otherwise id be in the hospital myself c ;

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this is beautiful omg

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this is beautiful omg

why thankyou , i enjoy my eyes when they're bleeding as well

[imp.]

omgg
this is the best mistake to exist

this causes me physical pain but im glad that physical pain makes people laugh bc otherwise id be in the hospital myself c ;

yeahhh i'm starting to feel it too now after staring

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omgg
this is the best mistake to exist

this causes me physical pain but im glad that physical pain makes people laugh bc otherwise id be in the hospital myself c ;

yeahhh i'm starting to feel it too now after staring

the eyesore design is what makes it amazing but the fact that the character has no color coordination makes it 120 % better
( oh look its me as a character )