
INTRO
You were walking through a dark forest, in search of a particular person. You were told that you would find a worker from the Oddest Pet Shop. The one they called, 'Deaf'. You believed they'd get your request done pronto. The owners said so!

It was a rather creepy forest though, everywhere you went there was always a noise from the wildlife yet you could never see them. You felt as you were being watched though. All of a sudden you hear a faint roar in a distance. You became a bit freaked out but kept going. Once you entered the forest there was no going back. So, you continued. Little did you know you were actually going to the place where the roar came from. The closer you got to the area, you began to hear people arguing. That's weird, right? Two people yelling in a forest like this. Out of curiosity and a possible suspicion it could be the person or people you were looking for, you headed towards the sound.
A few minutes later, you were standing in front of a cave. You were a bit skeptical about it too. But, the voices were coming from the cave. After a moment of thought, you decided to enter the cave. That's when you hear something behind and turned only to see a dinosaur!? You thought they were extinct! It was a huge dark green one with yellow stripes and a beard? And it had tusks! Nevertheless it was scary!
*RAWR*
It let out a roar that sent shivers down your spine. Without much thought, you bolted into the cave since the thing was blocking your path. It followed you to your enjoyment.
But you only ran into more of them. They were everywhere! It got to the point where they cornered you in a corner. You prayed for your life, hoping they weren't going to end you. One of them approached as to bite you, the big one from before, but a voice stops them.
"Oi! What's going on here?" They said.
The Raptors began to back away as the person got closer accompanied by another raptor.
"See I told you someone was coming." The Raptor said.
It spoke. The freaking raptor spoke. Where in the world are you?
"Yeah, yeah, you were right so what? How am I supposed to believe you for lying about my egg being too cold?" The person said. "And Byte, how many times must I tell you not to attack people? Go to your bed, now..!"
"Be happy I saved your life, human." The Raptor said, giving you an unreadable look.
"Anyway, who are you?" The person asked.
You told them who you were and why you were there, during that the person brought you to their 'store front' aka their living room.
"In that case..." They paused for a moment. "I'm Deaf! Welcome to my cave or shop... whatever you want to call it. Don't mind my Raptors who may or may not have attempted to eat you. I have so many because I'm their keeper and them my pets. So, what do you need to be done today, my friend?"
Pls don't sue me... my bosses will be very angry with me. ;-;
ABOUT ME
"You want to know about me...? Okay... I guess."
"I'm going, to be honest, I'm-
"A lazy bum who doesn't want to do anything! All I do is sit at my desk and surf the internet knowing I have a job to do!" Yoshi butts in.
"I should have dropped you as an egg when I had the chance."
"But you didn't so I win!"
"Can you leave? Like I'm trying to handle business."
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't have to listen to you."
"No treats for you then."
"Too bad, cause I'm just going go and steal them right now."
"You better not. I'm warning you, Yoshi!"
As soon as Deaf jumped up from the couch, Yoshi took off into another section of the cave. You would check it out but after last time, which was earlier. You decided it would be best to stay with Deaf. Plus, you were sure Deaf would have something to say about it.
"I hate him." Deaf mumbled.
"Back to me, I am lazy sometimes, that's true. But when I do get job opportunities, I make sure I get the job done... 'eventually'."
I also work in another department that one of my bosses are in charge of, you should check it out. If I remember correctly, it's called the
Wulgiel department. Very interesting creatures and they won't attempt to eat you like my Raptors."
Pls don't sue me for that ;-;MY BABIESInfo to be added.YoshiSamShiroByteIf you guys want descriptions of them let me know.THINGS I OFFER?Your inevitable death. My Raptors....
SERVICES
Customs
Hmph, there's Zail again with their first customer gets a free custom. -_- My raptors, especially Yoshi won't allow it. I think they want you to earn your free customs.
It will be very random.
Items
"Okay, I don't do breeding potions. I'm no type of breeder in any way."
"Oh really, Deaf?! You know what your bosses are going to do to you!" You can hear Yoshi yell in the distance.
"Ugh..." Deaf then sighs, "fiiiii....nnee but don't expect much."
Mutations
"I'm a mad scientist. Mwhahahahaa! Do get mutations from me, you'll regret it!" >;)
I might show you what I mean. 
SLOTS
"What would you like?" Deaf tilts their head as if they were a curious raptor. A second later it seemed they realized and said, "Sorry about that, haha. I think I've isolated myself in this cave with these raptors for too long;;
You tell Deaf your request and Deaf hands you a few papers and tells you to fill them out. After that Deaf gives you a clipboard and tells you to write your name down. At the bottom of one of the pages, you can clearly see an agreement not to sue them. Geez, Deaf really doesn't want to be sued.
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3.When you finished Deaf offered to take you out of the forest. You accepted and surprisingly enough Deaf puts saddles on two other raptors you haven't seen before. The one Deaf was riding was white with black markings in a few places. It had a blue mane and an orange beanie? Strange but okay. The one Deaf let you ride was a black and white one. It looked a bit skinny but it was very fluffy. It's mane also covered it's eyes which made you question how it could see. Deaf was kind enough to tell you their names. The one Deaf rode was named, 'Sam' and the one you rode was named, 'Shiro'.
Deaf gave a whistle and next thing you knew, you were already out of the forest. Wow, those Raptors are fast. :0 Deaf thanked you for visiting their shop and waved you goodbye before riding back into the forest.
You have a feeling that Deaf's cave is going to be the end of you.
As you began to walk back to your house, the wind started to blow and heard and you felt something on your shoulder. You looked and to your surprise, it was a piece of sticky note. You took the sticky note off of your shoulder and read it.
Note:
Pls don't sue me ;-; I have a family... of Raptors....;-;
-Love Deaf^^;
Like you established earlier... Deaf really doesn't want to be sued;;
Raptors are not apart of the Oddest Pet Shop and feel free to ask questions.