1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[bioshocked]

#4163

Take off your light up sketchers and hide them somewhere, take a new pair of light sketchers, put them on- turn off the power and find an employee in distress, and say in a heroic tone- "I got this" and stomp your feet to reveal your sweet light up kicks.

[kokomoca]

#4164

Slap random people with a frozen fish you found in the food section.

[Cookedsteak]

#4165

Open a jug of milk and throw it around in the dairy section, while screaming in a fake high pitched voice, then laugh as people slip from the spilled milk.

[lady beneviento]

4166
Tie a blanket around your shoulders and run through aisles. If you see anybody scream "I'M BATMAN" in their face

[friends dønt lie.]

#4167

Test out the piñatas

[~Italy~]

#4168

Start making out with the cashier to distract them as you douse the register in orange juice

[dizzytoffee]

4199

Take 3 predators most people fear.
I will be using a spider, a snake, and another snake.
Then, i (you) will write "666" in the third predator, draw a illuminati in the second predator, and write "You die tonight" on the first one.
Put them inside the freezer, wait people to open it and watch the madness.

[leachface]

4200 Be Brandon Rogers lol he's a hilarious youtuber though

[silverapplesauce]

4171 Take old women to the bathroom and dye their hair various neon colours.
Edit: Just realized there was a mistake earlier this page, I'm gonna change my number

[latin]

4172
cook all of the frozen food you can get your hands on
all of it
then throw it onto the floor
all of it
lean cuisine, frozen peas, stuffed crust pizza
would be an absolute horror for the janitor to clean up, honestly