Mommy can I? V.2

[SilentMelody]

why don't you just pay with your starfishbucks?

mommy, can i have a pet chinchilla?

[dream.]

Sure! But you have to go live at the store with it!

Mumma can I be a dolphin?

[rekkovi]

yes, but don't forget to bring a friend or two when you go in the ocean! I don't want you roaming around on your own!

Mommy, can I breed crocodiles in the backyard?

[dream.]

Of course darling! Just make sure to wear your crocodile costume so you blend in!

Can I fly on a pig?

[rekkovi]

Absolutely! Just make sure the pig is strong enough to carry you! No miniature pigs, okay?

Mommy, can I please invite over my friend to play in my room? He just came back from prison because he was accused of murdering kids, but I swear he changed since that happened!

[poindexter]

Of course sweetie! Here's a knife in case he tries anything though.

Mommy can I set my school on fire?

[demus]

sure thing honey; heres 4 gallons of oil

mommy can i eat a tran

[Willowbud]

Of course darling, here's the tran I prepared for you!

Mommy, can I play on my ipad forever?

[rekkovi]

yes of course! Isn't that what you do already though?

Mommy can I get all of the bearded dragons they're selling at the petstore? There's just about twelve of them, I can manage, I promise!

[Iscopeeee]

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I'll pay for all the food and vet bills and everything, I promise!


Mum, can you help me draw my Oc? Her name is Crystal Luna Raven Soul heart, and she is super powerful and very kawaii desu nyaa! X33333 Everyone loves her and she has 50 boyfriends!!!!111!!!!11!1!!