what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[twistedm0th]

Take a screenshot, print it with a complaint, then send it in the mail to a random address. There's a tiny chance you might get it correct.

How do I use the Chicken Paint?

[apy]

Its a bit gruesome but you have to kill one of your chickens so the leader knows you have made a sacrifice and are worthy to use the paint.

How do I trade?

[dizzytoffee]

1- Find someone who is looking for trades
2 - Go to their profile
3 - Click in "Report this player to the mods"
4 - Put the subject as "I WANT TO TRADE AN CHICKEN WITH THIS GUY", and put the message like this: "PLEASELLPELAPSELPALP LET ME TRADE A CHICKEN WITH THIS GUY
I AM TESS SISTER
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO IT ILL BAN YOU ALL MODS"
5 - The mods will get all scared, and will let you trade with this person!
How do i adopt pets?

[lordbunnir]

go to your local pound, take all the puppies, and upload their conciousness onto your computer.
why can't we do offsite trades with animal jam anymore?

[/trainwreck/]

Because they are our competitors

How much could I sell a Sunback for in cash?

[invincible llama]

10000000000000000000000000000000000 us dollars

duh

how can i get free chicken dollars?

[~kikimora~]

Oh Chicken dollars? There's a secret for that! Just throw a couple of rats at a mod with a message saying an ultra secret codeword that I can't tell you yet, and they'll give you some!

What's "The list?"

[avocados]

It's a list of what the mods ate for lunch.

How do I trade?

[Nannernanner07]

Beg people for a free pet and when they report you, ask again, and they will give you a special pet called a "board warning"! Then you give them a pet! So simple!

How do I get C$?

[avocados]

Take your mom's credit card and use it all until it's out.

How do I get OMGSRS?