what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Inigo.]

Find out where they live irl, then go there and ask if you can be buddies but you must do it in person

how do I adopt a pet?

[twistedm0th]

First, click on the button "Archives", then any random link from there. Then, add ALL the pets to your wishlist and hope for free pets!

How do I get C$?

[bubbaberriboo]

you beg other people for their c$


what's so special about december 18th?

[kaz✰]

you get free OMGSC pets from the adoption center!!

how do i make a signature?

[Akatsuki]

write your name but in cursive

How do I add pets/items to my wishlist?

[twistedm0th]

Go up to someone and PM them asking for all of the pets that you want.

How do I change my trading rules?

[/trainwreck/]

Write them down on paper and then yell at people when they break them. Bonus points if they are extra ridiculous.

How do you start a forum?

[Impractical]

You put important objects into a box and bury it at a crossroad, a moderator with smoking eyes will soon appear and ask you for a deal, you calmly but surely state "i wish to create a forum under the ________ catagory" and theyll tell you how long it will last before they unfairly perminantly lock it

Whats the pound?

[apy]

Its a thing where you sit in and take pets once they run up to you.

How do I add an image to my post?

[ColdBowlOfSoup]

Print it out and stick it to your screen.

How do I get help from a moderator?