Things That Amuse You V.3

[Cruxich]

describing my life to people:

[Zone0Neko]

A BUG LANDED ON MY PHONE AND I DROPPED IT

Only the screen protector cracked but dang I'm shook. Needed to put a new one on anyways

is the bug okay?

[Scarlet Janefox]

A BUG LANDED ON MY PHONE AND I DROPPED IT

Only the screen protector cracked but dang I'm shook. Needed to put a new one on anyways

is the bug okay?

Adding onto this,

was it a junebug?

[lisica,]

i woke up about half an hour ago and now it's about 2:45am and i'm googling why i cant sleep but i know fine well
i watched a movie where dogs repeatedly die
i didnt know i was this weak

[Cruxich]

R U N

[abxy]

R U N

N O C O M E B A C K ! ! !

[Fwutter]

[faunsie]

[nyacinth]

i heavily relate to the pikachu who deflated mid performance, got taken backstage, came back fine and deflated 5 seconds later

[malkav,]

it's so quiet in my house i can hear my upstairs neighbor vacuuming and....it's so funny i'm losing it.....why.....