Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[booklover789]

XD that was even funnier. But....why's she in the forest again?

[~Night and Darkness~]

Thats so funny ....Im never gonna sleep in a tree because i cant even think of how many creepy crawlies are in a forest!..lol

[ZombiePoodle]

Thanks guys ^^

XD that was even funnier. But....why's she in the forest again?

Sheeesh.
She's in the forest becuase she ran there after confusing boy troubles. ^^

[booklover789]

Thanks guys ^^

XD that was even funnier. But....why's she in the forest again?

Sheeesh.
She's in the forest becuase she ran there after confusing boy troubles. ^^

OH, okay. Sorry. *Facepalms* I'm not really having such a good day yet.....

[ZombiePoodle]

Hehe, it's no biggie :3

[Huskyflower]

Hmm, I may make a stamp like the ones in my siggy :3

[ZombiePoodle]

That be cool ^^
And ~Black Spirit Wolf~, you're banner's up.

Dear Bob,

I woke up to a feather in my face and someone's sillohuete (Yeh...spelled that wrong huh?) above me.
Tyler got smacked with a Bob.
Yes I said a Bob.
Big Ol' Book.
You.
Oooops...
Sorry Tyler.
Anyways, he told me how he'd asked mom where I was after school, and she told him that she didn't know, thought maybe I went to a friends house to take the bus with them.
He'd asked my friends but they didn't know where I was at either.
So I guess he came over, with a hunch about where I might be, and he was right.
"Arrrggghh..." I answered groggily. "My back hurts."
"Pssh, yeah, I'd say so, you'be been laying on the ground all day."
"Nah, I was in the tree before."
"Does that mean you're foot is broken?"
"Whaaa...?" I glanced down to see my shoe was on backwards, probably twisted while I slept. Unless my foot was broken.
Man I was really out of it, I didn't know whether my foot was broken or not. "I's not go I dear."....I meant, "I've got no idea."
"Carmen, are you okay?"
"I nee ta getz a bed out ear..." I mumbled.
"Yeah, Carmen, I'm gonna take you home now, you're actin' kinda funny."
He picked me up and started towards my house, we were almost in the backyard when I started waking up.
"Whoa, good morning." I yawned and stretched out my arms, making him stumbled a bit.
"Carmen, it's the middle of the day."
"The muddle of the say?" I said, "Why are ya carrying me? I can walk perfectly fine thank you, it's not like my foot's broken."
He set me down and I sook a step forward, stumbling and crying out, "Aggghhh!"
"Are you sure that it's not!?" He asked worridly, catching me.
Awww he was worried for me...
I blinked up at him. "Ahhh, nooooo it's my back that hurts the most." my voice sounded grave as I spoke again, "Never, ever sleep in a tree, or on the ground. Or in a tree and on the ground. Ow."
"I wouldn't be stupid enough to try it."
"Awww, what did you just say!?"
"Oh...ahh, nothin."
"Good. Then you can carry me again." I answered, jumping up into his arms again and holding on to his neck so he didn't drop me.
He stumbled a bit. "Agh. Do I have to?"
"Yeh. For calling me stupid."
"Uuuughhh. Girls."
"Thanks." I said cheerily to his scowl.
So he carried me into the yard, and into the house, setting me down on the couch next to Ian who was watching skateboarding on the TV. He looked at me skepticly, then at Tyler with a sympathetic exspression on his face.
"What'd ya do?" He asked.
"Called her stupid." Tyler answered bluntly, sitting down on the far side of the couch, and staring at the TV with interest.
I scrounged around in his backpack where it was lying by my feet, brushing his protests away, untill I found his math book, a pencil, and a piece of lined paper. I placed the items in his lap.
"Practice." I demanded with a stare.
"Uggghh."
"Yer gonna ace it. I promise. Well...maybe." I snickered and took the remote from Ian, changing the channel untill I found something more fitting, like High School Musical, 2.
"What the hhhh---H.E. double hockey sticks!? Change it back!!" Ian yelled loudly.
"Uuuhh daaahhh...sss not hockey, dork." I replied as Levi came...back...into the room with a bag of popcorn. "Ooh, thanks." I said, taking the bag from his hands as he growled something similar to Ian's outburst, but with more child-inapropriate words.
"Whoa, whoa, potty mouth, suuush it."
He growled at me and grabbed the popcorn back, sitting down almost on top of me.
"I get the remote as soon as you're done."
"I'm gonna enjoy this..." I mumbled cheerily, munching some popcorn.
It was around the part when that...girl (I don't remember her name..) anyways, it was when she was leaving, and uuh, whats'is name-Troy-was trying to stop her, and they were all like la-la-la sing sing...do-dee-do..aaaooowww!! (Aaaooow cause we're wolves y'know?)
Ian was being annoying, yelling at the boy to "Dump'er dump'er, she ain't worth it!"
Tyler was done with his practice problems, but I was shushing him and pushing him away. "Inna minute!"
Whew.
After the show, I helped Tyler with his homework a bit more, then kicked him out the door, telling him to walk home. (Yeah, I was still steaming about that 'stupid' comment.)

Agghh...Dad just came into my room(where I'm at right now) with Tyler's math book, now I'll have to go all the way to his house to take it to him...

Sigh.
Here I go.
I'm off to see the wizard, the adorable wizard of odd!
See what I did there? Ha...it's hallarious, no?
No.
Okay, I'm off...to see the wizard.
Hehe.

~CAR.

[~Night and Darkness~]

LOLZ

[booklover789]

That was funny. the, "I'm off to see the wizard! The adorable wizard of odd" part. LOL.

[ZombiePoodle]

I'm glad you thought so ^^