Things That Amuse You V.3

[debris]

i showed my brother a picture of yurio and all he said was 'he looks like a scary cat' and left
it's so accurate what the heck

[kolechia]

Judge Morty-

Oh my god that is the funniest thing I have ever watched. It isn't child-friendly
though so I'm not going to link the video.

The best thing is that it was a 100% real court case-

I'm crying with laughter man-

[Light Bringer]

Me: "Hey Mum! Can you make me a salami sandwich?"

Mum: "With what?"

Me: ".........salami."

[forgive!]

IM. SO MAD

[star star.]

me, moving some things on the desk so i can try and find something: where's my bowtie where's my bowtie please don't fall

in general me trying to find my bowtie before friday is an experience in itself i'll steal my brother's if i can't find it before friday

[kapetrovaa]

still gets me :')

[King Andre]

Bruh

So I'm brushing my teeth, and in my peripheral vision I see a flash of russet. It's a roach. At 12 AM. I hell naw the heck up out of there fam.

So I brush my teeth in the kitchen and prepare to call it a night, right?

That roach was like:"HAHA YOU THOUGHT"

Fam, my sister comes to investigate and that son of a cockroach speedy gonzales' out of there. I haul ass bruh, both me and my sister run straight into my room.

AND HE FOLLOWS US.

Fam I shut the door because that big ass bug can't fit under the door right?

And everything was fine. For a second.

MANS SHOOTS UNDER THE DOOR. Suddenly my kid sister is screaming and just about steam roll my other sister out of my way so I can climb into my bunk

THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE BECAUSE ANIME COCKROACH OVER HERE REVEALS HIS FINAL FORM AND STARTS FLYING

FLYING

KILL ME NOW.

so I'm in a room with two screaming girls AND THE LITERAL ANTI CHRIST. It's at this point I was mentally prepared to jump out the window.


fam I'm literally over here praying.

As of writing this the roach is still M.I.A and I'm looking for new houses.

[Cruxich]

[cswolf.]

Most of the posts on this thread amuse me xD

[CCtheSylveon]

Bruh

So I'm brushing my teeth, and in my peripheral vision I see a flash of russet. It's a roach. At 12 AM. I hell naw the heck up out of there fam.

So I brush my teeth in the kitchen and prepare to call it a night, right?

That roach was like:"HAHA YOU THOUGHT"

Fam, my sister comes to investigate and that son of a cockroach speedy gonzales' out of there. I haul ass bruh, both me and my sister run straight into my room.

AND HE FOLLOWS US.

Fam I shut the door because that big ass bug can't fit under the door right?

And everything was fine. For a second.

MANS SHOOTS UNDER THE DOOR. Suddenly my kid sister is screaming and just about steam roll my other sister out of my way so I can climb into my bunk

THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE BECAUSE ANIME COCKROACH OVER HERE REVEALS HIS FINAL FORM AND STARTS FLYING

FLYING

KILL ME NOW.

so I'm in a room with two screaming girls AND THE LITERAL ANTI CHRIST. It's at this point I was mentally prepared to jump out the window.


fam I'm literally over here praying.

As of writing this the roach is still M.I.A and I'm looking for new houses.

this flying roach is the highlight of my day, but so this doesn't get counted as spam, here is what amuses me;

many things amuse me but currently the #fyrefestival tweets are the highlight of my week