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username; IKEA Lord
•∙∙•∙∙• name; Dmitri
•∙∙•∙∙• gender; male
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his teeth;;Dmitri doesn't think much of his fangs, especially threatening thoughts. As a matter of fact, he keeps his fangs retracted at nearly all times. "The most I'm willing to do with my teeth is open a bottle of vodka." Dmitri likes to say. Although, unwillingness exists. Dmitri cannot stand being touched. He doesn't care if it's a hug or a poke, if it's repetitive, he may just bare his teeth, or use them.
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personality ;;
art (c) IKEA LordDmitri has reputation for being quite
cool-composed and inaggressive. He prizes
a moment to himself, though when forced
to attend a social event, Dmitri sits in a corner,
his legs tucked against his chest and his
arms wrapped around. It's become a normal
thing for Dmitri to behave as such, nobody
bothers to pay any attention to him, and
that's exactly what he desires. The reason that
being, Dmitri is genuinely quirky and awkward
at times. Thoroughly forgetful, he may put
hand soap onto his toothbrush or pour vodka into
his cereal. When he asks a question, he can
never seem to get to the objective. "Do you
think you could... are you lactose intoll... do
you have any mor.... can I borrow a cup of milk?"
Is only the best he can do. Dmitri is also
considerably unwieldy, tripping over half-inch
wide twigs. As Dmitri sees, the more often
he is noticed, the likelier his true nature is to be
discovered
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likes & dislikes ;;✔ Silence
xxxxdxxx✘ Attention
✔ Veniamin
xxxxxxxx ✘ Cinnamon
✔ Internet
xxxxxxxx✘ being
Challenges
xxxxxxxxtouched
✔ (eating)
xxxxxxxx✘ all things
Potatoes
xxxxxxxxxloud
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relationships ;;❝Nikita? He's... clingy. And touchy. And... aggravating. Well, if I had the chance to poison his drink, I wouldn't, but I don't think he's quite the brightest bulb in the box. Nikita's always clinging to someone, I don't think he knows what it's like to be alone. But I hate it nearly as much as I hate cinnamon when Nikita washes up to me. While he laughs at his own jokes and hammers his arm around my shoulder, I don't really know what to do... Do I laugh? Do I tell him to stop? If Nikita's 'pats on the back' feel like iron, I don't want to know what his punches feel like- therefore I never bothered to tell him how I feel, and he remains oblivious today.❞❝I must say, Veniamin is my closest frien- I mean comrade. He's very relatable; quiet, and the guy's got two left feet *. When you put two anti-socials in a room, you expect complete silence. Not the case for us two. If you leave Veniamin and I in a room alone, we attempt dumb internet challenges. Like when I -failed- to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. We know one anothers' darkest secrets, Veniamin knows my graceless habits, and I know his love for flowers and music boxes- whoops, don't tell anyone I said that!❞* two left feet= awkward, quirky, ingraceful
Dmitri (fangs retracted) regretfully snorts cinnamon into the atmosphere // art (c) IKEA Lord╘═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╛
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