Things That Amuse You V.3

[taichi]

I need to use my blender efficiently.
Whilst trying to make a mixed fruit smoothie. I forgot to blend a huge chunk of mango.
Now I have mango just floating in my smoothie, it would be okay if it was a small chunk.
It's a chunk like an ice cube.

[Brainiac5]

I just learned I am not 5'2... but 5'0.
It just amuses me. I am shorter than Levi from Attack on Titan. I am also shorter than Nishinoya from Haikyuu!!

That is a feat. Makes me happy to be a solid ten centimetres taller than Yuri Plisetsky.

On an unrelated note, Roddy McDowell is a funny ape man.

[frobischer]

[hide]

xxxxxxxxnaked giants chase and eat humans
xxxxxxxxif there are bodies left, they get unprofessionally cremated

xxxxxxxxedit: oh i thought it said terrifying not terrible

[durden.]

At the beach, I managed to one half of all my toes sunburned while the other half didn't? Not to mention that I dropped my phone on the toe that has the worst burn :p

[triforcing]

cleverbot doesnt understand the concept of what it means to be a teenager



also it's prejudiced against the use of the word "shucks" lmao

[aizome]

i took a quiz too see what "princess" i am bc i was bored
and heine reckons i'm a pervert princess lmaoo

[bromance]

me and hyrule were glitching around in ow and akfjasklfjakl;sf

[nyacinth]

i don't remember most of my dream but i remember towards the end my friend was joke complaining that i'm cosplaying/going to conventions in the middle of my GCSEs and i find that hilarious hkgjhgdk

[kaito;;]

Basically Chicken Smoothie memes