Funny things that happened at school!

[AgenderMurdock]

ok this happened not a long time ago.

It's me and my friends, kailey(missy_music16),sarah,collete,lauren,and shelby doing a project for school in science calss. we had to do a cell drama, or show. we choose to do a puppet show called Cellmerica's got talent XD. Sarah made that up XD

me: well my work here is done.
collette: what did you do?
Lauren:yeah what did you do?
me: i wrote like three lines of a script we arn't using.
collette: what are you going to do now?
me: good question. Hm..*thinks a good 2 seconds* Sleep! I'm beat!
collette: your hopeless *sighs*
me: I'm going to sleep now so no body touch my glasses!
Shelby: goodnight!
me:*closes eyes then opens them to see shelby taking my glasses* What did I tell you! *clibms overe desk and like tackled shelby
shelby: AHHHHHHH!
mr.R(my teacher) *sit's at desk doing nothing
friends saparate shelby and me
shlby:i don't want her in the group
me: i started the group!

good times and the whole time my teacher just sat at his desk! LOLZ tell me all your fun,weird, oand or silly times at school!

[abstruse.]

Lol! I have thousands of weird moments at school, but here is just one that makes me laugh so hard. You had to be there in order for you to scream in laughter !
Ok, so this was last year when I was in 7th grade, and this kid named Luke was in 6th grade. He was the only boy in 6th grade (my school is tiny). So anyways, he has a friend Ryan, who is in 7th as well. We were at our lockers after one period and then Luke comes running over to Ryan's locker screaming "STEEE-RAAAAWWWW!" as if he was mentally challenged or something . He is small and has this little chipmunk voice which makes it funnier . He keeps doing it until Ryan reaches in his locker and grabs some straws as if he knew what Luke was asking for. And then Luke starts chewing on the straws. The end!

[AgenderMurdock]

umm...ok. here's another funny thing.

we were doing an alternitive energy model house. my group was my friends Lauren, billy, and another kid who wans't my friend named matt.

this is the first one

me: hey, where is battery that stotores the nucluar energy?(keep in mind this is a model LOLZ)
billy:right there.
me: no it's missing you dope!
Matt: what? it's missing! Mr. Rich!(what we call our science teacher) Mr.Rich, someone stole our battery!
me: i knew we should have kept mine here!
matt: shut up!
me:fine mr.snappy
Lauren: calm down!
Matt: I can get my uncle who is good with forensics to track them down
Mr.rich: matt your over reacting
Matt: no i'm not
Me: YES YOU ARE!!

another time durong the same project

me: we have to lie advertise our house?
matt: yeah
me: to bad billy mase isn't here!
Matt: yes he is! *says the presetation in a billy mase voice* ROTFL!
me: And if you call right now well throw in a man with woman hair!*ponits to a little tikes boy kid with clay yellow looking blonde hair that my firned lauren made it it looked like a girl to match the pink bedroom she made*
Matt No..No..No..if you call right npw we'll throw in this bi man!
me: your so messed up?!?!why do i know you!

[Gigimon]

A funyn thing ahppened to me when i was in a fight that ended weridly...

Me:*sigh*i hate--
Bully:SHUUDUP!
Me:What--the?
Bully:SHH!
Me:its lunch WE CAN TALK!
Bully:shhh!
M,e:*stands up and cracks knuckles*
Bully:Sh---*gets up and runs*
Me:O.o what i was called for lunch?

[VesVes]

This is mine.
So, in science, it was close to being dismissed. Everyone was staring at the clock. Then, someone said, "Wow," and then the bell rang.

[AgenderMurdock]

ok then...XD

[NatureRat]

well one time I was walking into another class and the boy I liked was in there.
I was staring at him....but then *CRASH!* I fell over a chair.
it was funny but REALLY embarrasing at the same time. LOL

[AgenderMurdock]

ahahahahahahah

I was hoping over these chairs connected to desks and I didn't get my leg high enough and Hit my thiegh really hard on the actaul desk part.

[Avatar2017]

XD Ouch...

Nothing really funny...except my English teacher was running around with a light saber and jumping on tables....don't ask.

[AgenderMurdock]

My history teacher has a wooden ruler that he slapped wooden rulers on desks(but it's for fun not for punishment, he's the funniest teacher ever.) and said one time he slapped it on the desk and it broke apart and there a chip of it in the ciling. Iyou can see XD now he used a meatle oneXD