APH Roleplay (Hetalia Club Members)

[::madlyhazel]

New Zealand watched him with narrowing eyes. This had to be some sort of trap... Even so, she began to pace side-to-side in order to find the best spot to attack. Suddenly, she lept forward, then skirted slightly with her feet so she could jab at his side. She managed to dig her knife into his side, but it didn't go very deep, Unfortunately, she tripped over her own feet and fell to the floor, her knife falling beside her. Clumsiness was not a good thing in fights such as these.

[Ravenevermore]

England wondered if New Zealand was suicidal or if she was really that stupid. Then Russia hit her with the pipe. Hell no. He glanced over at New Zealand. She was fighting valiantly, but the shoulder made her clumsy. Trying to move quickly, and find some way to stop the psycho, he grabbed his briefcase and flung the open tupperware container at Ivan's head, contents splatttering all over his face. "Back the $&@# off." He cringed as the food seemed to be slightly burning the Russian's skin. Was his cooking really that bad...?

[Lore-heika]

((Ahh, I'm laughing at such a thought. That must be some pretty acidic food... XD))

Australia rose the hand with the boomerang, aiming for the Russian &@$!@%#... only for that darned England to attack first. Ah well, the aspect of Russia covered in poisonous food was rather amusing. Prussia, who was no longer hanging out the window anymore, was doubled over on the ground from sheer laughter. Rolling his eyes slightly, Australia glanced warily at the tall nation, waiting to see what would happen next and if any intervention was at all necessary.

[Katgirl75]

Russia winced as the knife went into his side. He hadn't really expected that, but he was relieved when the knife fell out and New Zealand fell. A perfect oppritunity... Russia pushed New Zealand over so she laid on her back, the stepped on her chest.This was really way to easy. He pressed down on her chest. "Say sorry." He growled, adding more weight. But then he was hit with a tupperware thing of food. England's cooking was starting to burn his skin. Well, ow. He stepped off of New Zealand, wiping his face with his sleeve. Now he was going to have marks all over his face.. Great.

[::madlyhazel]

(((... Am I the only one who is thinking of Smeagle in LOTR? "IT BUUUUURRRRNSSS" |D)))

New Zealand gave a slight cough as Russia's foot came off her chest, giving her room to breath. Taking in a deep breath, she slowly stood, glaring at Russia's slightly-burned face all the while. "Wh-Why would I say sorry? You're an idiot for thinking a would." She picked up her knife again and poised herself, watching Russia carefully. This fight wasn't exactly on her side, but at least she had the assistance of other nations.

[Ravenevermore]

((XD @Lore just imagine what it must be doing to Iggy's intestines after all these years))

England couldn't be offended at the laughter. There really was no more denying the dangers of British Breakfast surprise. He made a mental note to put the recipe in his Deadly Spells Book and never eat it again. Tensed, waiting for Ivan to kill them all, he called over to New Zealand. "D-don't worry, I think I brought my vial of unicorn tears, we'll get that shoulder fixed right up!"

[Katgirl75]

((Never saw it, but sounds interesting. XD I'm thinking of a vampire. *shot*))

Russia continued wiping his face, most of the 'food' off of it. He glared down at New Zealand, but instead of using his pipe to attack, he pulled a gun from his pocket. The he aimed at her, forgetting all the other nations that were there. Then, he shot the gun with a bang, hoping he hit New Zealand, and still ignoring everyone else. His focus was still on the one who insulted him. Kill her first before killingthe witnesses.

[::madlyhazel]

New Zealand was distracted by England's voice. "I don't need your-" It was then she felt a sharp pain in her stomach. Her eyes widened and she swayed slightly. A cough erupted from her and blood droplets fell on the ground, and she soon met them. She clutched her stomach, a loud groan of pain escaping her lips and she squeezed her eyes shut. God... It hurt so bad...

[Lore-heika]

Australia shook his head at the sudden sound of a gunshot. Okay, this was as far as it would go. He hurried around the table and pulled out his boomerang, giving it a good toss before stepping in front of New Zealand, gritting his teeth. "Alright, Commie. Drop the gun. We don't 'ave ta do this." All the see, he could see the boomerang flying out of the corner of his eye. It narrowly missed Prussia, swished in fromt of Denmark, and came right at Russia's head.

[Katgirl75]

Russia smiled as the bullet hit it's mark. But then Australia stepped in. He growled, and now the gun pointed at Australia. But then a boomerang hit him in the back of the head. Ow. It only made him stumble forward. Russia glared at Australia, the gun still pointed at him. "Why? She insulted me and my country!"