I can _______, Can you?

[Kittycentral~]

If no one takes them from me or if I don't criticize myself, for sure!

I can fearfully hop around to avoid a spider about to attack me in the shower, can you?

[Restful Dead]

Oh yes, I am quite skilled in that ability xP

I can play Pokemon for hours and hours, can you?

[#Friesian]

nope

I can be on CS and look up and realize I've been on for 2 hours, can you?

[wildcat~]

nope, but can try

I can play fur elise on the piano, can you?

[DragonGlitch]

Nope!

I can play the snare drum, can you?

[CaucasionOvcharka]

Yes, I can!

I can draw dragons and wolves... can you?

[princess]

Nope!.

I can make a lot of puns at once, can you?

[-MidnightAura-]

Nope
I can bake lemon bars, can you?

[CaucasionOvcharka]

Yep!

I can eat 10 giant cookies, can you?

[sleepwalking]

Hell yeah.
I can skateboard, can you?