HAHAHA I'M NOT CRAZY
I've done this before, I can do it again...
Some of you may remember me from the 100 one shots challenge. I completed it in 100 days! I'll try to do the same with this challenge.
If I miss a prompt one day, I'll do two the next day. I'm doing these in order because I hate doing things out of order.
“Little by little, day by day, okay?” // “Get. Off. Right now.” // “... That’s it.”
// “So, uh, we should… probably run now.” // “You’re insane! I love it.”
“Hey, I offered to help you.” // “Who’s laughing now?” // “Would you please just be quiet?”
“Whoa, buttercup, whoa.” // "I can’t believe you talked me into this." // “Marry me?”
“I do.” // “We’re gonna be parents…” // “This isn’t over.”
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.” // “I don’t know who you are.” // “Here goes nothing.” // “Don’t cry.”
“I'm... okay.”
// “What are you waiting for?” // "I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice." // “Well, are you coming?” // “Let go of me!” // “What did I ever do to you?!” // “Run!” // “You said WHAT?” // “You have got to be kidding me.” // “Oh, this is going to be good.” // “I’d be lost without you.” // “This hurts worse than I thought it would.” // “Wait for me!” //
“Uh, she’s gunna punch you, man.” // “BAHAHAHA- ahem.”// “I think I am concussed.”
// “This ain’t that kind of movie.” // “Is it… dead?”
“I’ll just sit here and wait for you to be finished.” // “You wound me.” // “Trust you? PAH.”
// “It’s okay. I promise. I’m here.” //
“Well, I finally got your attention.” // “Like a hole in the head.”// “That is the stupidest idea you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”// “Where are your pants!?” // “Help me push it.”
“It’s almost midnight, no way!” // “Positively smashing.” // “Don’t let go, okay?”
“You can’t leave me like this.” // “Say that to my mother.” // “Sing me a lullaby, please?”
// “Hah! - oh, wait, you’re serious?”
“As much as I’d enjoy that…” // -gasp- “The plague!” “No!” “YES.” // “I won’t let you do this.”
“I’ve still got it.” // “I can’t do it. I just can’t.” // "Don’t you ever do that again!"
“I thought I lost you.” // "Teach me?" // "Don’t you dare throw that snowball-"
"It could be worse." // "We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?"
// "What are you so afraid of?”
“How did you get that scar?”// “Can you stop bringing that up?”
// “We’ll be dead by morning.” // “STOP TALKING.” // “Hey! I was gonna drink that!”
“I don’t want to.”// “Follow me.”
-SIGH- “I can’t reach it.” // “WAIT NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT-”
“I don’t need you.” // “You deserve better.” // “If you love something, let it go.”
“Why do I have to wear this?” // “It was you who was standing there.” // “Where the heck were you?!”
“I don’t need help.” // “You did all of this for me?” // “I didn’t think you knew.”
“I thought those were poisonous.” // “Don’t make me go alone.” // “I’m sorry… I didn’t know.”
// “Just leave me!” // “I dare you to…” //
“How did you manage that?” // “Liar!” // “I don’t even want to be here.”
“Oh crap, we fell asleep!” // “Is this the life you wanted?” // “GIVE ME THAT.”
“Get back here!” // “I’ll just follow you.” // “YOU DON’T SAY.”
“And yet, you love me anyway.” // “I just thought I’d have a swim.” // “Well, this is awkward.”