Create A Clan Fanclub - V2 -

[hazilnut]

@dino

WHY!? WHY?! MY FEELS!!!

@chinchy

Is that good thing or a bad thing?

@rebel

Blargh math, but you showed that problem who was boss!

@zeds

Zombies are too dumb to be reasoned with or tricked so Beechclan might not do so well. EXCEPT they'd probably have a bunker all set up and they'd hide in there for ages, occasionally sending a couple members up to scavenge.

OH MY I'VE JUST SUDDENLY GOT TOO MANY IDEAS FOR SUCH AN AU!

So Malloweyes and her gang would see most everyone, especially the weak members, as wastes of resources and decide that they should kill them. So she'd trick the kits (or kids in this case) like before except add in scene where Yarrowkit starts banging on the bunker door as a zombie calling for her mum which causes Shadowslip and Wispwhisper to go slightly insane. Cougarpaw would probably be tossed to the Zombies by Malloweyes for being useless but Burntsoul would refuse to let Malloweyes get Webwing (who would still die anyways for not hearing a zombie behind him). And Malloweyes would likely convince Sorrelstar to cast Sunheart and Shadowslip out along with Wispwhisper and Barkknot would probably go insane and Claywhistle would go all 'sad-clown' and AHH SO MANY IDEAS!!!

[krazykitty00]

YESH! MORE QUESTIONS!
Once again, will be answering as if my kitties were humans~

Your cat[s] has become a viral meme!! Awesome! *does dab* What would their meme say?
Jaystar ~ We all go insane just a little
Hearthflame ~ When no one is around, I still try and smile for them
Mistlepaw ~ Oh please, you are beneath me
Blackstreak ~ What time is it? Night again? Welp, back to bed.
Cinderblaze ~ If he doesn't like you now, keep trying, you'll break his walls eventually

Woops!! Seems like your cat[s] spilled coffee on another cat! What is their reaction?
Jaystar ~ That has happened more times than I can count. I'd always be in a pinch for time so I'd simply through money their way, apologize and rush to my meeting. Honestly, if I could properly apologize, I most definitely would.
Hearthflame ~ Oh man... that was a scary time indeed. They were so angry I couldn't say anything but I'm sorry. They demanded I pay for their dry cleaning, their coffee which they had somehow spilled in the process, and that I buy them a donut. The coffee had been for Aspenleaf for she sent me to get it, but I had to use all the money she gave me and my small allowance to buy those things for that person. She says I shouldn't have but what else could I do?
Mistlepaw ~ I do not drink coffee. It is bad for my complexion and quite damaging on the throat. Not the way to go for a vocal artist. But had I happened to have coffee and it happened to spill upon you, you must have deserved it.
Blackstreak ~ Don't like coffee so I can't see this happening. I guess I would just apologize.
Cinderblaze ~ I tried to laugh my way out of this once. Told a couple of bad jokes until they wanted me to simply shut it rather than caring for the scalding coffee on them. But I felt bad in the and so I paid for their coffee they were coming to buy. We're friends now, me and Cypressdawn. Ha, my poor brother.

NOT AGAIN!! Your cat is having one baaaaadddd hair day. What do they do to fix it?
Jaystar ~ Ah! I have no time.... umm, umm, Oh! I'm just tie it in a messy ponytail. I'll straighten it later. Got to go.
Hearthflame ~ I-I guess it's not a problem... I d-don't get out much s-so it's not like anyone would see... Though, Aspenleaf used to love playing in my hair. She would cut it when it got to long, brush it, comb it... it w-was nice..
Mistlepaw ~ Hmph, bad hair is not an option! I happen to carry supplies for this very occasion. Now, someone go fetch me my Claw 42. It is a necessity if I want to get these nasty tangles out.
Blackstreak ~ Russetfall is a hairstylist. I couldn't care less about this fluff of fur I call hair. It's just bed head. But I like when Russetfall runs his fingers through it, complaining about good hair going to waste.
Cinderblaze ~ Oh no! Not good, not good! I need hair gel and a flower crown. We're gonna make this work!

Your cat had been playing that brand new video game for six hours~! Dang! But , oh no! Game over! What's your cat's reaction ?
Jaystar ~ dammit!
Hearthflame ~ Ah man... Maybe I could try again. First I gotta go see if Aspenleaf is sleeping...
Mistlepaw ~ Clearly this game does not know who they are dealing with. I do not get a 'Game Over'. Muuudpaaaw! This stupid game of yours I'd being mean!
Blackstreak ~ Dang... That was a waste of perfectly good sleep! *rants for an extra six hours about how much time he wasted and could have used on sleep*
Cinderblaze ~ Mistlepaw breaks them for me. I tell her to vent her anger out one something and just toss her the gaming system. Yea... bad sisterhood but a total stress reliever on both sides~

Your cat[s] is[are] a famous YouTuber! What's their usual opener?
Jaystar ~ Namaste Soul Searchers
Hearthflame ~ Thanks for being here guys~
Mistlepaw ~ Welcome back. I've got so much more to say
Blackstreak ~ Oddly enough, we are here again. So let's get to it
Cinderblaze ~ Hey hey! Great to see you all again~

Looks like your cat wants to dye their hair/fur a new color. What color(s) do they choose?
Jaystar ~ Ah... that's very unprofessional... but I've always wanted to add green streaks to my hair.. it's my favorite color~
Hearthflame ~ I don't know... Aspenleaf did say I would make a cute blonde though so... maybe blonde?
Mistlepaw ~ Hmm.. I believe my ribbon is enough color for my hair though I have always loved the idea of pink hair tips. That would be cute no?
Blackstreak ~ I'm not dying my hair. Don't even try it Russetfall..
Cinderblaze ~ Blue, green, or a bit of black. Add a splash of color for a great effect yes~

No no no no no no no no no! Your cat did something wrong and now they are on a wanted [dead or alive!] poster! What are their reactions when they see it?
Jaystar ~ Oh dear moon. What would the town think? What would my kids think? No. I can't let them get involved with my mistakes... best I turn myself in.. Thrushclaw will take good care of them until I sort this out.. I just hope theythey don't get blamed for any of this...
Hearthflame ~ I would turn myself into the police! It was only a matter of time until I screwed up miserably... I-I couldn't live with myself if everyone hated me more though. Giving up will hopefully ease their anger....
Mistlepaw ~ I-I... w-wait h-how? What did I do? I do not believe this! You have it all wrong... I think running away is the safest bet? Clearly there has been a mistake for I am no lowly convict.
Blackstreak ~ I'd take Russetfall and we'd skip town. Or towns. Go into hiding until it all blows over. Maybe join the mafia or something. As long as we stay together.
Cinderblaze ~ I-I'd face my trails bravely. I'd be scared bit I'll be brave. As long as Asptail does not hate me for this...

And those are my kitties from the last questions. I'd love to fill out more with other cats. Just ask if you have a certain Soulclan cat you want to hear about~

@hazilnut, Yes! Love my Cinderblaze Doctor Asptail! She needs your healing~♡
The Sugar x Salt ship is best ship. I will ride it to hell and back if need be to protect it!
Can I hear the second set of questions for either Claywhistle or Frostsong? 😆

@seedcakes, have I ever mentioned how much I love Asceticslash? I think I have but what's one more gonna hurt?

@Sunny, *hugs Nightfeather* Can I keep her? Pwease?

@sol, I wish Rowanpelt the best of luck for he is a helpless babel that needs help and love. And yes, hug the Hearthflame and the Weaselstorm~♡

@zombie, I actually strongly dislike zombies. A lot... just an opinion though I love all of your clans survival tactics. You guys are all just so fun!

[hazilnut]

@krazy

Your wish is my command! Also can we just rename Blackstreak to Blacksleep? Or Badsleep? And I think the one ailment Asptail is unqualified to fix is a broken heart.

Your cat[s] has become a viral meme!! Awesome! *does dab* What would their meme say?

Claywhistle: It was a really, really bad recording of me trying to play the ocarina with the words 'No clay whistles for Claywhistle' in the background. I'd say Asptail recorded and posted it but he doesn't have a sense of humor.
Frostsong: Heh, there's a couple 'Just do it!' memes with me pulling off some XTREME stunts! (Yes he's that guy who spells extreme with an x)

Woops!! Seems like your cat[s] spilled coffee on another cat! What is their reaction?

Claywhistle: Apologize and offer to help clean it up, all the while making jokes to get them smiling again!
Frostsong: Flaxpool or Dandelionbloom would already be smoothing it over for me and chiding me for trying to balance three cups of coffee on my head.

NOT AGAIN!! Your cat is having one baaaaadddd hair day. What do they do to fix it?

Claywhistle: Leave it. People might laugh but at least they'd be smiling!
Frostsong: Get an XTREME haircut! ...And then get told off for it later.

Your cat had been playing that brand new video game for six hours~! Dang! But , oh no! Game over! What's your cat's reaction ?

Claywhistle: Pfft I've saved that thing every fifteen minutes! But I guess it means I should really go be social again.
Frostsong: I-I didn't save once, that wouldn't be XTREME enough. Welp, I guess I have to spend the next six hours getting my progress back! (this cycle has been repeating for 2 days)

Your cat[s] is[are] a famous YouTuber! What's their usual opener?

Claywhistle: Whistle up? Clay's got another joke for you to-day! *insert bad daily joke relating to video topic here*
Frostsong: It's just some clip of me doing something stupid XTREMEly cool with XTREME music in the background.

Looks like your cat wants to dye their hair/fur a new color. What color(s) do they choose?

Claywhistle: Orange! so when people ask I can say, "Orange you glad I didn't shave it all off?"
Frostsong: Something XTRE- my sisters would never let me.

No no no no no no no no no! Your cat did something wrong and now they are on a wanted [dead or alive!] poster! What are their reactions when they see it?

Claywhistle: Go find whoever put it up and try to joke reason with them. Surely there's been a mistake?
Frostsong: Hunt down whoever put it up and face 'em man to man!

Why yes, human!Frostsong is much more XTREME than cat Frostsong.

Now out of curiosity, how many of you have your leader's lives planned out?
For Sorrelstar it's:

1. Courage- given to her by Pebblepool her mentor, who died risking his life for a loner in the river. But he said his real test of courage was staying strong for his kits after his mate wandered off into the woods and simply left.
2. Decisiveness- given to her by her mother, who told a rather foolish story about choosing between two toms. But the real testament to her was how she died- making the decision to fight on and defend a clanmate after being told to leave due to her wounds.
3. Justice- given to her by a tom named Scalesight who was well renowned for his fairness. Justice is not revenge.
4. Perseverance- given to her by Pollenblaze, a she-cat who never retired into the elder's den and worked herself so hard her heart finally gave out.
5. Acceptance- given to her by littermate Asterpaw who was taken by greencough.
6. Humilty- given to her by a she-cat named Bloomface who told the story of how she had to learn this the hard way, after her face was badly injured in a fight with a fox.
7. Empathy- given to her by her uncle Cloverfoot who only had three legs
8. Love- given to her by Irisheart, a lesbian warrior who did indeed find love, even when alive in the old (and not so accepting) clan
9. Loyalty- given to her by the old deputy she had wanted to replace; Badgercoat. This one was utterly painful and pointed, no words were exchanged.

I might right a little excerpt with Sorrelstar talking about getting her nine lives to Skunkbrush's grave if I ever get a chance!

[Dinolil1]

@Sol

Just doing my job!

[krazykitty00]

@hazilnut, Yas! Extreme Frostsong is new Bae! Come here you~
Haha, no, I will always have a thing for Claywhistle. Those memes killed me XD

And yes, I think Blacksleep in a most fitting name mmhmm. Almost sounds like black sheep~

I've always wanted to plan Jaystar's lives out but I could never think of Cats who would work. I have her kit hood planned out really simply the history for my Oc Jaypaw which begins her story but I only have four cats that would work. Ah. How did you figure yours out?

[hazilnut]

@krazy

I think I'm finally getting a handle on Frostsong's character- hooray! Claywhistle will always be the best jokester though~

I..uh...totally didn't just come up with the names and stuff as I went along! Nope! To be honest I don't have Sorrelstar's backstoy well fleshed out, all I know is her name was Sorrelpelt and she hated being seen as 'average' and when she didn't get the deputy position she thought she deserved she walked out. Hence why Badgercoat was ticked off.

As for the lives themselves they came to me last night actually! I figured out what characteristics she was lacking and decided to give her those- then the cats who gave them to her just sorted of came into being!

[Dinolil1]

@Hazil

Are you glad you didn't kill off Frost now?

[hazilnut]

@dino

XTREMEly glad! Thank you for keeping him alive!

[Dinolil1]

@Hazil

No problem, dude!

I think Palepaw and Frostsong would be best bros!

[deimido]

oh shoot i havent thought abt who gave shadowstar and mintstar their lives time to make some up on the go!

Shadowstar
1- Love: Given to her by Percival, one of her sons.
2- Grace: Given to her by Genevieve, one of her daughters.
3- Humility: Given to her by Odin, her father.
4- Judgement: Given to her Falka, her mother.
5- Loyalty: Given to her by Pudge, an old friend.
6- Confidence: Given to her by Crone, an old cat that basically aught her to survive.
7- Healing: Given to her by Eudes, her former mate.
8- Honor: Given to her by Rowanstar, the last known leader of ShadowClan.
9- Justice: Given to her by Onestar, the last know leader of WindClan.

(alright the last ones may not be 100% canon i just like to think pineclan's made up of cats from shadowclan/windclan descent)

Mintstar
1- Hope: Given to her by Ariete, her mother.
2- Certainty: Given to her by Emery, her father.
3- Friendship: Given to her by Owlfur, the old deputy.
4- Faith: Given to her by Lily, her sister.
5- Compassion: Given to her by Molekit, Shadowstar's son.
6- Wisdom: Given to her Duchess, Duckfoot's mother.
7- Determination: Given to her by Aspen, her brother.
8 & 9- Honor and Forgiveness: Given to her by Shadowstar.