MichaelWhen the banana went whizzing past his head, missing by a mile, Michael couldn't resist sticking his tongue out at Fia. He paid no attention to the glass shattering behind him. Now that a representative of the restaurant was here to witness the chaos, he actually felt much better - there could be no doubt as to who had been responsible for the destruction, so there could be no doubt as to who would be picking up the tab. Regardless of how much Fia whined! It was a massive weight off his shoulders. Having something like that on one's record could result in trouble down the road, he knew, and it wasn't the sort of thing he wanted a prospective employer to see. As for Fia... well, he didn't care if she ever got hired again, and he already planned on having a word with the guys when he got back to the theatre. Then the orange hit him in the face. And whatever good humor he'd been nurturing curled up and died silently in a back corner of his mind. His cheek was still sore from the slap of several minutes ago, and now his nose was throbbing while his glasses hung crooked on his face.
For the second time that day, Michael found momentarily himself speechless.
He pulled his glasses off and held them up to the light, checking the lenses. Then, satisfied that everything was still intact, he put them back on and closed the distance between himself and Kiba. The pale man had been oddly still during this last exchange, but as both Fia and Michael closed in on him from either side, Michael saw that his eyes had begun to dart rapidly back and forth. Almost as if he were looking for an escape route. Again, he felt that flash of pity. Yet this time, the man had gotten himself into this situation, and would have to get himself out. "Yes, please move
darling; I have a few things of my own to share with this witch."
"See, as much as I'd love to go someplace else...
anyplace else..." the man swallowed and put his arms out to either side in an attempt to ward off the closing combatants. Michael and Fia were close enough now for for one hand to settle on Michael's chest, and the other to fall on Fia's shoulder. "I can't. Because... because..." He took a breath and tried to steady his voice. "Can you imagine what the people out there must be thinking? All this noise! The breaking glass... For all I know, one of the kitchen staff - or a patron - has gotten worried enough about all this to call the cops. If they have, wouldn't it be nice to have things sorted out before they show up? And if no one has called the cops..." The pale man paused for a second and looked at the floor. Michael rather thought that he looked as if he were going to fall over into a dead faint at any moment. "Wouldn't it be nice to calm down a bit before someone DOES call them? Besides." Now the pale man's voice lowered slightly, so that he was speaking in an almost conspiratorial tone. "While you're doing this, nothing's getting done, and your employees seem to be getting a big kick out of it. They even seem to be taking bets on who'll win..."

KibaBreaking glass was the worst sound in the world, and as the woman lobbed a plastic banana in the general direction of the man's head... he heard the sound yet again. It sent shivers down Kiba's spine, and he couldn't make himself look in the direction of the bar. He didn't want to see. He didn't want to think.... If anything, this latest crash had been bigger than the first one, so in all likelihood the woman had done more damage with the banana then she had with whatever she'd thrown last time. It made him feel slightly dizzy, and he couldn't move. Vaguely, from the corner of his eye, he registered that the woman had an orange in her hand now. He had the barest moment in which to wonder why there was so much fake fruit laying around anyway, and then she'd lobbed the thing for all she was worth. He didn't have the energy to move. Thankfully though, the orange went sailing on, right past his head, and this time her aim was true. There was no more breaking glass. Instead, a dull thud filled the room as the orange hit the man's face full-on. Kiba could have cheered. Yes, he felt sorry for the man, but really - with that last comment of his, he'd brought it upon himself. Plus the remaining glasses behind the bar would survive for a while longer. If she hadn't hit him, who knows what else she might have broken! She could've hit the
mirror... The shiver went through Kiba's entire body this time, and with it the power of movement came flooding back into his limbs. Which was just as well. Both the man and the woman were closing on him!
"Please do move, darling. I need to teach this incompetent idiot a lesson." This was the woman, her expression oddly neutral as she gazed at him. Apparently she was only really peeved with the man.
"Yes, please move
darling; I have a few things of my own to share with this witch." This was the man, not even looking at Kiba as he spoke. He had eyes only for the woman.
"See, as much as I'd love to go someplace else...
anyplace else..." Kiba swallowed and put his arms out to either side in an attempt to ward off the closing combatants. They were close enough to him now that he was able to rest one hand on the man's chest, and the other on the woman's shoulder. Yet he was careful to keep his grip loose. If either of them decided to make a go of it, he wanted to be able to move quickly. "I can't. Because... because..." He took a breath and tried to steady his voice. This was probably going to be his last chance to slow things down, and he wanted to sound as if he knew what he was doing. People always listened to someone who knew what they were doing... didn't they?
"Can you imagine what the people out there must be thinking? All this noise! The breaking glass... For all I know, one of the kitchen staff - or a patron - has gotten worried enough about all this to call the cops. If they have, wouldn't it be nice to have things sorted out before they show up? And if no one has called the cops..." He paused for a second and looked at the floor, waiting for his point to sink in. "Wouldn't it be nice to calm down a bit before someone DOES call them? Besides." Now he lowered his voice, trying to keep his words away from their leering audience. "While you're doing this, nothing's getting done, and your employees seem to be getting a big kick out of it. They even seem to be taking bets on who'll win..." Kiba let his voice trail off again, trusting the apparently large egos of both the man and the woman to take over. With any luck, neither of them would appreciate their staff acting in such a way, and they would lay aside their quarrel - at least temporarily - to vent some of their rage on the uppity crew.
LeizuBy this point they had rounded the bend, and the dune on which Leizu's little house stood was within sight, although it was still some ways up the beach. "Alright! When we get to the house you can pick out a couple of the natural scarves for me to start with - I have several different lengths, see, and some may be too long for your tastes while some may be too short." She was quite pleased with the day so far - not only had she apparently made a friend, but she'd also made a sale! It always helped to have a bit of extra change knocking about in your pocket. When Caelo next spoke however, Leizu couldn't help but frown slightly in confusion. How had she never heard of a library before? Or a museum? They were everywhere! Even the small town nearby, a town which barely boated a population of a couple thousand, had a library and three museums! "A library is a public place where they keep lots of books to read. And sometimes historical records and stuff from the town. They also have computers people can use. A museum is a place dedicated to history. They have lots of historical stuff on display, like knives and pots and clothing and papers, all of it really old and important. You can go there to look at..." Leizu faltered, having never had to describe something she herself had always taken for granted, "old things? And to learn." It was like trying to tell someone what their own face looked like. Strange and uncomfortable and theoretically unnecessary. To top it all off, Caelo didn't even seem to know how old she was!
"A Hurricane?" Now Leizu raised an eyebrow, her mind going several directions at once. Her new friend certainly wasn't stupid. She really seemed to be quite bright. So what would... then, suddenly, it came to her. A possible explanation. Although for once she wasn't sure if she should ask the question - coming right out and asking if someone had amnesia or not seemed to be rather a rude thing to do.