Things That Amuse You V.3

[hoseeok]

this video has become such an inside joke between me and my friend i think about it like 3 times daily on top of every single time we reference it every day

[:Joey:]

Spending two days taking off the apehangars on my bike to put on a new pair that are 14"
New grips and new mirrors
Told my hubby to let me siphon the gas out
He didn't let me
So five gallons of gas covering both of us should've been a lesson
Nonono
We sleep finally at 8 AM
Wake up at 10
Both of us work for 10 hours
Then repeat
Except on the second day we had to wake up at 7 to go to Mardis Gras with the club
Zero sleep that day
Not to mention trying to stay cheerful around a bunch of intoxicated bikers
Fun weekend.

[friday]

I was eating crackers and hummus but ran out of crackers so now I'm just eating hummus

[floral failure]

so i get the strangest food cravings at night, right about midnight. its not even 10:30 but im running on three and a half hours of sleep, and right now i will tell anyone who will listen about my love and desire for shrimp kebabs.

also, night before last i was texting my friend and i wanted food (again with the food thing), and i was complaining about how i was gonna die of hunger. her response was 'who will i text late at night if you die?' to which i told her 'Obama, he's a cool guy.'

[abxy]

me, going downstairs to a dark room with many windows, at night, after reading horror stories, while listening to creepy music, after watching videos about urban legends:man i wonder why my reflection scares me and i feel like someone's going to kill me

[S1520]

this lady on the hoarder show, eats poop and was like, I want to eat poop one more time. go out in a blaze of glory. I've been eating my own poop for 12 years. She dumps her poo in the front yard and was like, nobody's said anything to me about it. Well yeah tbh I don't think they'd even want to approach you

[Faybell]

Someone send help. I'm addicted to story of seasons and can't stop playing it.. it's 4:30 AM, I should be in bed. >_<

[winged-backpack]

my email picture on my school account is actually just a messed up boopledink copperpot and my English teacher had to email me, whilst I was there(!!!), and he felt no need to question it

(my other friend has just gone up to see him for the same reason, and his picture is an angry Anakin skywalker :'D)

[vignette]

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my cat sat then walked on my keyboard ;-;

[abxy]

my sister: turn that off! its gonna get hot and you gonna burns!

me:that's the plan

I'm cramping so badly rip (why do i have to be dfab)