Things That Amuse You V.3

[a snoozing skerple]

note to anyone using windows 7 - before you have a nervous breakdown because your audio suddenly stopped and the internet says that it's a common, nigh-irrepairable glitch... make sure the volume controller on your headphones is turned up as well as on the audio programs, and keep in mind that speakers will automatically mute if you have headphones plugged in.
this has been an "i have been very stupid tonight" moment, thank you for your time.

[Via.]

I love it when you get water in your ear but you can't get it out no matter what and when you are on your side while sleeping it just drips out and its so satisfying to get it out of your ear.

[Tsar]

and not surprisingly, I'm in the background going off on a sentimental rabbit trail that contributes nothing of any amusement or interest to the conversation.

[durden.]

So I was in a group chat and I sent 50 or so memes all at once and everybody blocked me. Still tryna get them to unblock me ahh!

[Books•Are•Life]

So in PE at school, we had to play soccer. I turn to my friend and say, 'I'm just going to be helpful by staying out of the way."

Then she looks at me and says, "All we have to do is run around and kick balls."

I just stared at her and she replied, "Yes, I realise how wrong that sounds."

I blame my friends for any non innocence I might have.

[Cruxich]

Look at how pure and soft this duck is

[Light Bringer]

Trying to have a proper conversation with my friend.

Me: "Don't you hate it when..."
Her: "Your talking to your crush and they spontaneously combust? Yeah, I hate that too."
Me: *Shakes head* "No. Don't you hate it when..."
Her: "Someone tries taking your baby out of your backpack?"
Me: *Sighs* "Don't you hate..."
Her: "It when your spaghetti falls out of your pocket?"
Me: *Grabs stuff, walks away.*

[coën]

I am supposed to be sending out school applications, but the page is broken. :'D

[Zone0Neko]

ok i just realized that two of the 2nd gen pets look like very rare ones from years ago and i have them
i'm scared

[XIII DEATH]

The definition of the word "integrated" has nothing to do with the definition of the word "integrity"
Sorry, pal