Things That Amuse You V.3

[wayward will]

friend:
What is the theme of your birthday party?

me:
Sherlock, I think.

friend:


she knows me too well

[idiosyncrasy]

Weird bug in my lamp
How'd it get there
And
My mom calls Defiance (or whatever it's called) "the white people show"

[King Andre]

the fact that our call has been going on for 9 hours LOL

[S1520]

So I feel anxious debating anything, especially when I think I'm starting something on CS.
When my confidence is low to the extreme, I sometimes stupidly try to think something somebody with confidence would think and then immediately think man that was dumb.

Like I looked in bookmarks and was like 'Maaannn you start'in things on fieyaa!!!'
Then immediate next thought is nope that's dumb.

[bromance]

GOD

[friday]

Today in PE class there weren't enough people for me to have a partner so I was partenered with the wall
"Your partner is now your opponent"
Me: *gestures dramatically* It's a WALL

[nickjr]

LOL That very out of place box in the upper left about the service outage really gets my attention, all right

[Aliria]

[vampz]

i really need to visit soon again

[emporio!]

I was playing prop hunt about an hour ago and there was this dude who was a ninja garbage bin, and I can't get the image of these people shooting a trash can (and missing bc he's a ninja) out of my head