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username jello
name faolan eragon
gender male
orientation bisexual | male-preference, but will date both
age 2100
zodiac sagittarius
theme song pit and the pendulum
4 word personality careful | jovial | inquisitive | childish |
long personality
faolan has always been a child at heart. even as he matured, he conti
nued with the same enthusiasm and energy as if he was 15. he loves hi
s video games, and can get quite competitive when playing them. his
favorite console is the ps4. in reality, he is a happy-go-lucky kalon, al
ways cheerful and careless. in games, though, it's a completely differ
ent story. there is no crack, no hole, no secret passage that gets past
faolan's ever searching eyes. faolan can get quite clingy, as he doesn't
really enjoy sudden changes in his life, like a diet or faulty internet.
one of his flaws is that he is ever trusting, and can be fooled quite easily
by a 5 year old kit. another one of fao's weaknesses is his love for cute
kitten clipart images? he is a sucker for cute pictures, even cheesy badly
edited pictures of dogs can tug at his heartstrings.
history
kirin, chinese spirit, magestic, lean, fast, beautiful. there it is! ....
sitting on an old thrift store couch playing splatoon. at 12:00 am on a
monday. faolan wasn't always like this. he was an outdoor spirit, a free
kalon, held back only by his incapability to run. to be free. but
when he learned aboutvideo games some 10, 20, 500 years later, it all
changed. he became more and more detached from real life, neglecting
himself. faolan now lives alone in a run down apartment, using rocks
and small gems to sell off and get money to buy the newest consoles.

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everything around you was changing, the sky a deep black, the stars now vivid sparkles in the corner of you eyes.
you ponder how this is happening. is it.. spinning? oh geez, it's spinning really fast, oh god!
your eyes widen as a large, many colored hole appears in front of you, the wretched spinning stopped.

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you enter the hole, your chubby bum barely making it through.
you spawn on a tall mountain top, the wind whistling through your mane.



as you trot down the mountain, a small, brown item catches your eye.

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upon closer inspection, it's a short wooden sword with a plastic ruby hot glued to the handle.
you pick it up, and it goes to your inventory. nice avatar.

when the patch of grass in front of you rustles, to your surprise, a small mushroom jumps out.
since your newfound weapon is too dull to actually cut anything, you bonk that sentient mushroom on the noggin.
it frowns, then disappears into the grass.

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as you make your way through the - ow! - scratchy grass,
you see the light at the end of the tunnel, an end to this grass
doom! you run towards it, only to be stopped just as you
tumble out of the grass. a tall, lean figure blocks your way,
eyeing your bag. placing a paw over it protectively, you
wonder what this dark clothed kalon wants with you. she
takes a step forward, forcing you to take a step
back to avoid her grabby hands. her voice, silky and proud,
but muffled by her mask, speaks. her tone is cool and level,
her piercing blue eyes cutting right through you. " I am sage.
do you wonder, why has the mistress of dark herself chosen me? "
your ears tilt, wondering who this mistress of dark is. she circles
you, bumping into you and all the while still talking. her bushy
tail brushes your nose, and you bend over, the grass and the fur
all too much for your sensitive nose. you sneeze quite a few times
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, I loose count! the mistress of dark smiles, and
lightly opens your bag, paws nimble and quick, toned with
years of use. when you finally shag off the snot (ew) and wipe
your eyes, the dark kalon is long gone. you feel your bag, and
with surprise, you open the now lighter bag. the gold the shroom
enemies dropped when you killed them (that grass had a lOT of them)
was all gone! you give an exasperated growl and look around. no sign
of sage, but there is a large, brown barn in the middle of the field.
there really isn't anywhere left to go, so you pace towards the barn.
when you open the door, you are greeted by a warm and pleasurable
scent - coffee. you wish to sit there all day, basking in the warmth
and familiarity of the smell. there is hay scattered all across the
ground, you observe. there is also a set of chairs and a table, near
the corner of the barn. the buzz of chickens and horses distracted
you, but your blood ran cold when a muddy paw touched your right
shoulder, accompanied by a small growl.

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you turn your head slowly, horror pulsing through your head.
a country accent comes from the kalon's mouth, slow and
deliberate. your ears fall back as you stare at him with
nothing to say. " well? " he drawls. " you gunna just stand
there or do you want some coffee? " you give a (huge)
sigh of relief, walking towards the chairs. he comes back
from behind a door with a steamy, vanilla scented cup o' joe.
with excitement you grab the cup and take a large sip. the
kalon looks at you and smiles, the wheat straw in his mouth
rotating as he sat down and talked to you. " thirsty huh? y'know
you still have to pay for that. " (oh, you are in trouble now!)
with a small choking noise, you set down your (empty) cup.
the kalon in front of you looks at you with amusement in his eyes.
" im milo, your new boss until you get this coffee payed off. I
suppose you don't have any gold to pay for this, so you're gunna
pay in hard labor. " he walks away, and comes back with a.. rake?
(hAH! that's a pooper scooper!) damn. you gotta shovel some animal
poop for that coffee! with a grimace, you take the scooper and
walk towards the horse stall. the chesnut horse gives a pleased
neigh and swishes its tail. (time to use that rake, farmer boy!)

you wipe your forehead- you had just finished all three horses pens.
milo, the farmer, had been watching you the whole time. he gave a
chuckle and threw a bag of chips at you. " you're free to go, " milo
said, gesturing with his tail towards the exit. you popped open the
chips hesitantly, as if you would have to clean the pigs pen next.
you half-jogged out the door, enjoying the not-horse-dukey-scented
air. you decide to follow the red arrows leading you down a brick path,
instead of going into that wretched grass again. a cluster of houses can
barely be seen, but the soft outline of the buildings stood out from the
pastel orange and red sunset above the horizon. you trotted that way,
cause why not?

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walking through the paved roads and street lights, this
place feels.. out of place? the moonlight sprawled across
the trees seems artificial some how. you continue on, looking
for signs of life. a flash of orange fur catches your eye. a brightly
furred kalon is restocking at a small booth, lantern glowing dimly,
despite the sunlight and streetlights. as you scoot slowly towards
the kalon, his ears twitch and he looks up. " hey, welcome to
the shop. " you cock your head. " there's no name for it? "
the kalon looks at you funny. " no.. it's just the shop. " you
look down at the decorated tabletop, rugs adorning to hardwood.

walking through the paved roads and street lights, this
place feels.. out of place? the moonlight sprawled across
the trees seems artificial some how. you continue on, looking
for signs of life. a flash of orange fur catches your eye. a brightly
furred kalon is restocking at a small booth, lantern glowing dimly,
despite the sunlight and streetlights. as you scoot slowly towards
the kalon, his ears twitch and he looks up. " hey, welcome to
the shop. " you cock your head. " there's no name for it? "
the kalon looks at you funny. " no.. it's just the shop. " you
look down at the decorated tabletop, rugs adorning to hardwood.

there are some.. bouncing items, varying in color, size, and shape.
they all floated, and one of them made you breath deeper, improving
your mood as you glanced around. everything seemed to
look better, sharper. more clear. as you inspect the items, the
shopkeeper rattles off what each item does.

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he gestures to a tan bandana. " it's not only a cute accessory if you like disembodied limbs, but it also raises your attack by +2 and +1 defense! 3 gold. " his tail swishes, and he gives a hollow laugh. " oh yeah, I forgot to mention. name's karma. " your eyes are drawn to the weapons, but karma continues to talk about the more boring items. eyes falling upon a bandaid, karma begins. " that's a bandaid. wow, amazing! it'll patch up pretty much anything, and give you back 6 health. it's 4 gold. " suddenly, as if the universe had coughed, a red health meter appeared, blinked into the corner of your eyes. karma smiled, a quiet lopsided smile. he picked up a sheathed sword, carefully handling it as he unsheathed the slim, shiny blade. your eyes glimmered. that sword is so cool! karma eyed the sword. " this is a katana. it does 30 damage each strike. it costs 50 gold. " he sheathes it, then picks up an equally shiny, if not shinier, handle. " now, " karma says, watching your interested stare, " is a trident. 37 damage each strike. costs 60 gold. " the authentic ruby on the handle gleamed. karma hesitates, looking down at the floating chain necklace. the fire pendant seemed to be burning like real fire. he ignored it and moved to the apple. " this apple gives you back 5 he- " you interrupt him (rudely) with a cough. karma looks at you, then nods. " this is the fiere charm. it allows you to harness to power of wind and flame. it doesn't work for everyone, however. it costs.. " he paused. " 999 gold. "

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you looked at him with surprise. you reached into your small satchel,
mouth pursing as you feel the hollow emptiness. so you take a heavy sigh.
peeking around, you see a few patches of shorter grass. you trudge reluctantly
into the grass and run around in circles, paws throbbing from all the running.
after what seems like forever, you finally have a damn ton of gold. the sky is
dark, moon high in the sky and beaming down at you. your satchel was filled
to the brim with gold, and a few fell on the ground. karma was sleeping in the
booth, head falling to the side. snapping your fingers with impatience, you
woke up the groggy kalon and shoved you gold before him. his eyebrow raised,
but he shrugged and took the gold, sweeping it behind the countertop. " what
do you want? " you pointed to the charm and the katana. karma smiled slightly,
then picked up the two items and handed the katana to him. after you grabbed
the katana, you held out your hand for the charm. karma had a small grin. " oh
sorry, did you want this? " he said, spinning the gold you put in the table. " that's
for level 11's. you are a level 9. " you glowered.

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at this point, I have no access to a working computer and will finish the form in complete writing~

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“ well..if you'd have let me finish,that apple raises you one level. 10 gold
is all you need. “ karma said, eyeing your gold. you nodded, still fuming at
karma. hesitantly, you took a bite of the now glowing apple, but soon the
small bites turned into large chomps. the apple tasted sweet, but just
the right amount of sweetness. you ate both apples quickly. when you
finished the apples, you started to glow. your horns shimmered,
and you felt.. more powerful. the fire charm karma had been twirling
on his fingers started to glow as well, floating up into the air and
landing like a horseshoe on your horn. karma stifled a laugh as you
took off the charm. the shiny material reflected your eyes, the colors
vibrant inside, like a roaring fire. you slid it down your neck, the cold
chain giving you chills when you gazed down into the firey charm.
karma smiled and once again let his eyes droop, and literally almost
Instantaneous snoring occurred. you shrugged off karma’s rather loud
snoring, and instead wanted to try the charm out. you felt quite silly, arm
outstretched in a (failing) feat of flame and wind. Your heart surged when
you felt a breeze, but you grunted in frustration when you saw karma giggling
behind the counter. karma’s laughing stopped, and his eyes grew wide. you
looked down at the charm. it was literally moving now, and what was more so
surprising was your paw. there was a small flair. when you blinked, it was gone.
your face spread into a wide grin, your long tail swishing back and forth.

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at this point, I have no access to a working computer and will finish the form in complete writing~