what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[iamaloyalllama]

You eat burgers. Then eat a computer. It'll code for you.
What are the forums?

[:-(]

Forums are places where you critique other people and when you get banned, you can access the real forum.

When does the pound open?

[iamaloyalllama]

When you pound enough corn starch for it to open. Then you put the corn starch in for people.
Who is malk and what are malk pets?

[:-(]

Malk is the resource of milk in CS, your pets can't live without milk. Malk pets are the pets working to manufacture the milk.

What is or how do I bump?

[iamaloyalllama]

Bumping is banging into people. Do this and push them over to bump.
Can i get cats on CS? If so how?

[Herlock Sholmes]

Malk is the same of a popular Swedish chocolate brand that bought CS. The Malk pets are logos for their different types of chocolates.

Spin around three times, scream into the abyss, and click the "x" in the corner of your screen.

You're not worthy of getting cats. Only the admins have the ability to own such a creature.

How do you adopt a pet?

[makima]

You drive to the closest adoption center 25 miles away from you, and you, well, adopt a pet.


How do I lock a pet group?

[Herlock Sholmes]

Get a padlock and smash it into your computer screen. Works every time.

How do I make a signature?

[skypoppy]

write your name in sharpie under each of your post

Why can't I adopt more than seven of this pet?

[s h e r l o c k]

Because the pets don't like you.

How do I trade?