what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

My gallery · by **Sugarkitza** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:19 am

Because nobody thinks the squid wants chicken

Why doesnt CS have an item for the mug "Sorry Im Late. I didnt want to come"?

My gallery · by **crumblecake** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:44 am

Because... um... because they don't speak sassy

Why won't the Pound open for me?

My gallery · by **GRACEWING** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:46 am

Because the pound is we're you deleated all your pets

Why can't anyone accept my trade?

My gallery · by **midwesternwerewolf** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:48 am

Because your pets aren't good enough for anyone
How can I get free rares?

My gallery · by **crumblecake** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:50 am

Sacrifice your stuffed pets to Tess.

What are COPPA players?

My gallery · by **crumblecake** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:12 pm

Um... walk down the street and buy something dude... why are you asking on an adoptables website?

How long has this website been up?

My gallery · by **Obius** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:18 pm

About a week. Most of the pets and account dates were faked to trick unsuspecting newbies into buying stuff...

How do I read the news page?

My gallery · by **sincerely_sparrow** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:32 pm

Obviously you break your computer and stare at the inside.

How do I foe someone?

My gallery · by **Captain Plucky** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:44 pm

You punch their avatar. If you break your screen in the process, that means that it worked.
How do I get help from the moderators?

My gallery · by **crumblecake** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:46 pm

Ask for their address. Theyll friend you too c:

How do I breed pets?

the ultimate question