what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[saucycorndog]

you write UR on your screen with sharpie

Whats the rarest pet?

[mirinae.]

its a omgsc rat


how do you go to someones profile?

[_winter]

You spend years training on the highest mountain point which is home of Pagoda Smoothie (tm) After you have mastered the ways of the dojo you may teleport to profiles using brain power.

How do I make a forums post?

[mari rosee]

You have to sacrifice yourself to the CS gods at the sacred temple of Nick.

Why won't anyone accept my trade? My pets are prettier than theirs!

[blossoms,7]

Their pets are more kawaii.

Why can't I get anything?

[firestar123456789]

because the cs gods stole all your candy
why is this dog from 08 so hard to trade for?

[cocoa]

Because that pet is the King of CS

Where do I go to adopt pets?

[moosiemoo14]

You go to the shop and buy one. Duh

How do i make oekaki

[skypoppy]

you have to have 29 days of seniority

Why won't this person give me their cute pet for free???

[twozier]

because you aren't worthy

what's december 18th??