Things That Amuse You V.3

[atychiphobia]

I like to mess with them by saying animal noises, such as moo, oink, or turtle noise. It gets them so frustrated

We have callers call us all the time, there was one saying he had a warrant for my grandfather arrest and he had to pay however much money to not be arrested or something..? I can't believe the things they can think up! But just as well we think up better...
There was one trying to sell us dodgy electricity and my brother decided he wanted to take on this one, let me just replay the conversation from memory..
Phone: hello is this mr ____ (not revealing thattt)
Brother: yeah (lyingggg)
Phone: I'm calling about your electricity
Brother: I don't have electricity
Phone: what
Brother: I don't have electricity
Phone: then how am I speaking to you
Brother: my shoe
Phone: what...?
Brother: I don't have a phone I'm using my shoe
Phone: *silence*
Phone: hangs up

It was so HILARIOUS 😂 😂😂

[ForgottenxSoul]

A WILD DITCHACHU

fun fact I literally just drew this now...it is like almost 1am...what am I doing with my life

I know I messed up his markings but that is the point-

This was funnier in my head...

edit:: I made it easier to read...I'm editing this post too much

Pretty much my face whenever I have to do something I don't want to. Excuse my while I use this as a reaction image if I can, this is gold. I laughed way too hard at this.

We all do stupid things at 1am, this is an example of that.

[Scarlet Janefox]

I read a pretty good book this week.

It was How to Make the Perfect Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon.

[christina.]

how much i still love sky high after all these years C:

[Brainiac5]

how much i still love sky high after all these years C:

SAME

[kaveh]

my mom just texted me saying "Thanks. Chicken legs." and i cannot stop laughing

[slugjelly]

Am I the only one who gets amused when my dog barks at 1 am for no reason?


Yes?



Oh ok.

[Adonis]

[basmati]

Am I the only one who gets amused when my dog barks at 1 am for no reason?


Yes?



Oh ok.

My dog does that but It doesn't make me amused ... .naughty doggo

[i<3 wolves678]

Despite this happening months ago, it still happens to this day and amuses me because of how strange it is.

Several months ago, my family realized we were getting less and less post than usual. We used to get quite a few letters, but all of a sudden, we got barely any. We knew it wasn't our postal service, as we would still get the occasional letter and always get parcels, but we didn't know what was going on.
This went on for about a month, until one day, I came home and walked over to my dog, who was sat on his chair (yes, my dog has his own chair ;u;) and from underneath the pillow on his chair, I noticed something sticking out. I moved him out of the seat gently, and lifted up the pillow, to find a pile of our missing letters. Turns out, our dog had been stealing our post and hiding it under his pillow. We don't know why he does this, but he continues to do it to this day, and each week we have to check under his pillow for our missing letters.

It just amuses me because of how strange it is. Most dogs would hide food or toys, but no. Our dog hides our post.
Junk mail, letters from relatives, bank statements, we've probably found all of those on his chair at some point.