Things That Amuse You V.3

[Sciencin']

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM73Nh1imyM&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y&index=51

Im dead

Hi dead, I'm dad.

honestly this entire playlist i'm just
i'm gone

the dude in the goth knows what he's doing video looks like a long haired, white version of my father bye

is it bad that I had a crummy day yesterday so I spent two hours watching every single video on this playlist
yes, yes it is

[pereyra]

When people feel the need to tell everyone their preferences.

"I'M A VEGAN"
"I'M GAY"
"I'M PROUD TO BE (insert ethnicity here)"

Like.
Dude.
I don't really care.
If I go around shouting I'm proud to be white, I'll get accused of hate.

It makes me laugh, really.

Not everyone HAS to know what your preferences in life are.
Please, leave some mystery to yourself, it makes you more attractive and interesting, anyway.

Just some thoughts that spewed from my head and made me laugh because I got yelled at while sitting at Barnes and Noble on my bike, talking to a friend about different ways to cook liver.
16 year old girl passes by and makes a disgusted face and proceeds to lecture us on how eating meat is wrong and she's a genderfluid vegan.
I said, "Sorry, miss, I just disagree,"
And she went off on me for using THE WRONG PRONOUNS APPARENTLY.

I love people sometimes.

And then the whole bus clapped, right?

[:Joey:]

When people feel the need to tell everyone their preferences.

"I'M A VEGAN"
"I'M GAY"
"I'M PROUD TO BE (insert ethnicity here)"

Like.
Dude.
I don't really care.
If I go around shouting I'm proud to be white, I'll get accused of hate.

It makes me laugh, really.

Not everyone HAS to know what your preferences in life are.
Please, leave some mystery to yourself, it makes you more attractive and interesting, anyway.

Just some thoughts that spewed from my head and made me laugh because I got yelled at while sitting at Barnes and Noble on my bike, talking to a friend about different ways to cook liver.
16 year old girl passes by and makes a disgusted face and proceeds to lecture us on how eating meat is wrong and she's a genderfluid vegan.
I said, "Sorry, miss, I just disagree,"
And she went off on me for using THE WRONG PRONOUNS APPARENTLY.

I love people sometimes.

And then the whole bus clapped, right?

Genuinely confused here.
What bus?

[abxy]

Me:Oh boy, time to make some creative and original characters!
Also me:*Makes a mandatory cat girl, or, if you wanna get in the true spirit of mandatory cat girls, neko* Perfect.

[christina.]

my brothers eating cereal at 2 am? also im still awake? wow

[friendshapedbox]

this

[ShutterBeetle]

This poor chicken's unfortunate name (given by the name generator lol)


Pet's name: Christmas Dinner
Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!

I mean. The name generator wasn't wrong.

I know! I didn't think twice at the adopt page before I saw what I was adopting. Then I started laughing. Poor chicken, its' fate has been sealed.

[atychiphobia]

When people try to tease and make fun of me because I'm an equestrian. They make silly little jokes like calling me horse, or neighing when attention is focused on me. They make some unnecessary jokes too, but I won't talk about those.
Like, what's so bad about me and horses? They're trying to gain something on me by harassing me about some fact which quite frankly I'm perfectly fine with. It's basically trying to insult someone for something that they don't care about, like a model for being skinny, a loud person for being annoying, a comedian for not taking things seriously! There teasing an equestrian for being into horses?
Lol I just find this hilarious, obviously these people know nothing about anything.
(Btw this wasn't meant to sound like a rant, I genuinely find this hilarious)

[Dama]

I watched a video last night about one of those scammers that call up people telling them they have a virus on their computer. This particular scammer in the video, claiming they were from Microsoft, called up a former Microsoft employee. What an unlucky guy lol

[vampz]

I watched a video last night about one of those scammers that call up people telling them they have a virus on their computer. This particular scammer in the video, claiming they were from Microsoft, called up a former Microsoft employee. What an unlucky guy lol

they call us all the time and it's a pain. so we like to have a little fun messing with
them sometimes c':