The last text you got says...

[demonomon]

"I didn't watch long cause my internet was bad that day but it was cool lol"
Was talking to a friend about a game he watched me play.

[Eevee.]

"Oh look another alligator..."

my friend is currently in Florida for winter break and randomly sent me that after saying they were in her backyard

[:Joey:]

"Well when World War 3 happens and I get drafted, you know I'll come back to you, can't kill a Marine Viking like me."

My ex Marine, Viking Biker <3
Trumps going to send us directly into WW3.
Americas dead to me now.

[Ein.]

''THANKS"

Was wishing my friend a happy birthday.

[EndlessNightmare]

"oh grab some pizza on your way here and don't forget the ice cream && please don't forget the candy"

was going to a friends for a movie night... it was my turn to buy the snacks

[demonomon]

"Aww thanks man, ill text you when i get out of it tomorrow"
Wished my friend good luck and a fast recovery on her surgery.

[ThatOneWoman_]

What i said before: "i dont know what to name it yet"
Last Message: "the different genders"

[kaveh]

"i just nearly peed laughing at this"

[Ruri Sachi]

Do cats do palates?

[duckez]

"WOW"