by WhiteVial » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:51 am
(Part 1....)
Dear Puckerslyonioniona....
Holy smurf.
Crap.
Cami.
Kidnapped.
Ahhh!!!
Well, wolfnapped, actually.
The horror!
I went into class this morning, and I opened my locker and there was this note with BLOOD on it:
'Lake, if you get this, I have been wolfnapped.
Get me out before they hurt me!
~Cami.'
That's so encouraging.
I have to get mah bestie out!!
So, I got Sio to tag along with me. I think I can convince Artemis to join too, because she's wicked tough and will beat up the evil wolf that captured Cami! I heard her admit that Cami was cool, so I think she'll be in on it.
Name of Mission:
Operation Righteous Papaya Thunder
Objective:
Resuce Cami
Participants:
Lake, Siochana, Artemis Siona
Plan:
Lake and Artemis will sneak in while Sio charms the evil wolf wolfnapper. A and L will sneak Cami out, and then beat the smurf out of her wolfnapper.
Pretty awesome plan, right?
I came up with it myself.
So around 10:00, I snuck out of my house and I met up with Sio and Artemis back at school. We discussed the plan.
"Okay, so me and Artemis will sneak in through the back while you, Sio, are going to distract the wolfnapper. Got it?"
We all agreed.
"Hold on." Artemis stopped us before we got up. "I'm the elder. Should I not be the one leading this rescue party?"
Sio and I glanced at each other. Why not? I mean, Artemis IS older...by like 4 years. Plus, I trust that she won't go into war-mode...will she?
"Yes, Artemis." Sio replied, seeing as how I was just starring at Artemis. "You'll lead instead of Lake."
Artemis, looking rather pleased with herself, stood up. "All right. Onward! We're to bound for the enemie's hideout..."
"House." I corrected.
She rolled her eyes at me. "Fine. House, and I shall distract the enemy while you, Lake, and Siochana retrive the victim and sneak out. I shall beat the enemy to a pulp before fallowing you."
"Whoa, hey! Sio was supposed to be the one to distract...and then beat the wolf up." I said.
What? It's MY plan...she's ruining it. But what the smurf...we need Artemis. She stood up, gawd I forgot how tall she was, and growled,
"Are you challenging my strengths, Lake? Because so help me I will smash you in the ground!"
"Artemis! Calm!" Sio snapped. "Lake didn't mean anything. Can we go, please?"
Artemis lowered her sword that I just noticed she had pulled out.
"Fine. You better watch out, pup." She shot me a very icy stare that could have frozen me. "Or the next thing you'll see is my blade going through your head."
Uh, yes, Artemis. Thank you for that wonderful image you just put in my head.
Operation Righteous Papaya Thunder is a go.....
Until next time, Puck....
DUN DUN DUN!!!
(Haha. I just had to to that.)