Dear Puck, A JOURNAL by Lake (Updates Whenever!)

[WhiteVial]

Here comes another one of Lake's wierd entires...

Dear Puck,
Savage is really creeping me out.
Today at lunch, he handed me a note that said 'Cheek, Neck, Lips.'
I'm like, "Savage, what the smurf is this?" But by then he was gone. Savage is creepy like that. So then out of no where Cami started singing REALLY LOUD in my FACE,
"Savage likes you! Savage likes you!"
I dragged her to the nearest bathroom, and by now she had said "Savage likes you!" About 30 times, and I told her,
"Hey Cami? Auntie Lake will break a window and dangle you out if you don't shut up, 'kay?" In a really creepy, high-pitched tone. She just starred at me for about 10 seconds and then said, "Cupcakes!" And skipped out of the bathroom. Sometimes I worry about Cami. Very much.
When 8th hour FINALLY rolled by, I decided to walk home. I don't know why I chose that. My house is like 9 blocks away and there is like no sidewalk. But I'm a risk-taker like that. So I was walking...and walking....and waaaalllkkiinnngg.....and then I passed He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's house. No, Puck. Not Voldemort. Gawd, you're so stupid. I really should put a brain in you. Then maybe you could do my homework. Life would be so much easier for me.
But seriously.
I got home, and I opened up a bag of Cheetos. Yummers. So the cheese-powder stuff exploded all over my face. Wait...this is good! Now my face tastes like that yummy cheese-powder stuff!
That sounded so wierd.
I did wash it off, though, because it tasted like fur. Blergh. And when I got back to my kitchen...Savage was standing RIGHT THERE. I'm like how the smurf did SAVAGE manage to sneak into my HOUSE?!
Maybe he's a secret spy. Dramatic spy music..da da da DA!!!!
Haha. I just had to do that.
He just looked around and said, "Nice place."
I'm like, "Savage, what are you doing in my house?"
He shrugged. "Eh. I was bored."
"You were bored so you decided to sneak into my house?!"
"Yep."
"Woooww."
Okay, what happened next would blow your mind. Your mind. Yes. So I'm not going to write it down. YET. You'll find out soon. Oh, and a tiny little detail you should know...
I think the note Savage gave me at lunch was a list.
Of kissing.

Bye Puck.

ATTENTION!
I am taking auditions for a new character for Dear Puck!
If you want your pet to be in this diary, please mail me with the pet's name, gender, personality, etc. Whoever I choose will be a new character in Dear Puck!

[~~*~Isis~*~~]

Hu-ho...

[~~*~Isis~*~~]

I liked this pet diary so much i made this viewtopic.php?f=32&t=454761#p10298908

Sorry I double posted.

[di-stri]

O.o

I am scared now. Very scared. And worried about Cami's sanity.

[WhiteVial]

((Attention! Auditions for the new character end in 4 days!))

[~~*~Isis~*~~]

((Attention! Auditions for the new character end in 4 days!))

I sent one

[WhiteVial]

((There were only 3 auditions...heh. Whatevza....
The new character for Dear Puck isssss....
sionalover's Artemis Siona! Yayz!
I'm working on the newest Dear Puck, so you'll see Artemis Siona in action...congrats sionalover!)

[WhiteVial]

Dear Puck,

We got some new students today.
Yes. Students. That's plural, you stupid journal.
They're both girls. I think that's good.
The first one is Siochana. She's basiclly a Daoist (look it up, Puck. Oh wait, you can't. You don't have hands, or arms, or a body...), and also a vegetarian. She's got these cool laurels in her fur and her fur is this really cool sun-color...

Siochana-


She and Cami became friends, like, instantaniously, so naturally I became friends with her too. Half of the time she scares me to death because she makes no sound when she walks, or does anything. She speaks real softly too...grammer error. Gah.

Then there's another wolf named Artemis Siona. I'm pretty sure that's a two-part name...I don't know. I was too lazy to draw her, so I'll just tell you what she looks like. Her fur is kind of like Kade's, but way darker, and she's always got this cape or whatever except when she's in gym. I've even see her carry around this mini-sword...shiver. Artemis is in senior year, though, so I never talk to her. But back to Siochana...I'm probably just gonna call her Sio...she's vicious. I'm assuming you've looked what Daoism is by now...she like goes in shark mode. She's not herself. It's really scary.
So one of Silk's friends, Demi, was flicking off Artemis in the hall for no aparent reason.

Demi-


Artemis looked like she was gonna kill that girl.
So then Demi was like,

"Oh my gosh! You know who you remind me of? That hippie, Sio what's-her-face!"

Siochana turned, bared her teeth, and LUNGED at Demi. She wrestled that wolf down into the floor, and then started punching her. And then Artemis started to beat Demi up, too! I was like oh my gawd.
And when they were finally done beating the smurf out of Demi, Siochana got up, adjusted her bracelet, and laurels, flicked a peice of dust off her shoulder, and then walked away like nothing happened. Artemis was being hauled away by some other seniors, and us Freshmans were just starring at her.
Hm.
Well.
XD.
Bwahahahahahahahaahahahahaha! He he. Demi got beat up. That's kinda funny. No wait, that's rude. But it's also funny! Oh em gee...what shallz I do???
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I think I'll go with laughing at Demi.
=D.
I luv emoticons.

Bye, Puck.

[ZombiePoodle]

Ooh I can't wait for more! C:

[Sonmi-451]

Yay, Artemis Siona is famous! And just if you're wondering, this is what she looks like:

Pet's name: Artemis Siona
Thanks for using her WhiteVial.